Why can't a woman over 30 play hide and seek? Because nobody will look for her.

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[–]humancorpse 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (17 children)

THIS IS PROBABLY THE DUMBEST AND MOST HATEFUL STUFF... THIS MAKES THIS FORUM USELESS.

THIS GOES AGAINST THE PYRAMID OF DEBATE ON SEVERAL LEVELS.

THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS SITE IS A BUNCH OF FUCKING ASSHATS.

https://saidit.net/static/PyramidDebate.jpg

[–]hfxB0oyA 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

It's a joke. This is a joke forum. Why you buggin'?

[–]humancorpse 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

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[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (14 children)

Stones + glass houses.

[–]humancorpse 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (13 children)

You stalking me is getting creepy, for real.

You have several times cursed me, and now you seem to be obsessed with stalking me?

Cease and desist.

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (11 children)

I've never cursed you. I don't believe in woo.

I point out your hypocrisy. I will not stop unless you stop first. Call it creepy if you want.

Your effort to maintain SaidIt seems inauthentic in all-caps on /s/Funny - especially when you troll others and drag down discussions regularly. But if you think you can police SaidIt go for it.

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

BLOCKED

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (9 children)

Does the truth hurt that much?

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

I AM PHONING THE POLICE NOW.. SEX CRIMES DIVISION.. STALKING.. HARASSMENT.. IMPLIED RAPE.. SUGGESTED MOLESTING..

YOU ARE FACING SOME SERIOUS PRISON TIME.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um3qENg364c

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (7 children)

no, No, NO! Don't call for the police! Call for a pizza. Extra gate.

Oops, I dropped the soap. You are facing some serious prison peril if you don't pick it up - or if you do. Either way you're fucked.

Imply what you like, but be careful what you advocate.

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I AM WARNING YOU NOW... THIS IS A RECORDED LINE.. ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD8FHrCHhQE

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Your impotent threats have become tiresome and boring.

If you want to play police then let me handcuff you to the bedposts.