Why can't a woman over 30 play hide and seek? Because nobody will look for her.

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[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (7 children)

no, No, NO! Don't call for the police! Call for a pizza. Extra gate.

Oops, I dropped the soap. You are facing some serious prison peril if you don't pick it up - or if you do. Either way you're fucked.

Imply what you like, but be careful what you advocate.

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I AM WARNING YOU NOW... THIS IS A RECORDED LINE.. ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD8FHrCHhQE

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Your impotent threats have become tiresome and boring.

If you want to play police then let me handcuff you to the bedposts.

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

omg, just stop it jason.

this is becoming ridiculous.

stop stalking me.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

stop stalking me.

Then stop wearing that cute dress. Here, let me help you take it off.

Or...
Stop responding to me and I'll have nothing to respond to.

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

oh my, you are quite the charmer, arent you?

you are some kind of borderline psychotic.

hint: that isnt a good thing.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

you are some kind of borderline psychotic.

Confession through projection.

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i dont have a problem with being called psychotic.