Why can't a woman over 30 play hide and seek? Because nobody will look for her.

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[–]Tiwaking 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (3 children)

Its funny because its true

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nope.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

based

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Even if not this shitty joke really shouldn't have triggered so many people.

From experience having something which makes you stand out brings you the most male attention, for obvious reasons. You have to catch someone's eye in a crowd.

So if you're really skinny you get loads of attention but then super fat woman have chasers too. Being in between or average means you aren't going to get those random approaches.

The same thing applies to age.

[–]humancorpse 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

umm... the reality is that women are in their prime and omg they are as beautiful as they are ever gonna get when they are in their mid thirties..

chipit has spiritually vomited.

[–]scormac1752 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Cope harder.

[–]theytookourjerbs 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Nah you just cope that you can't find a 19 year old girl that would be attractive to you. Women are in their prime t 25-39. u/humancorpse said the facts

[–]humancorpse 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

i have always found senior ladies to be so exquisitely wow.. my nickname for em is silver foxes.. mmmm..

i am a man that has fine taste in womans.

https://i.imgur.com/U5jZhw1.jpg

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yep

[–][deleted] 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (30 children)

Why do you hate women, Chipit?

(This fucked-up post is currently at the top of /r/all. WTF, Chipit? Even by your lowest of the low standards, this is one of the shittiest posts ever on Saidit.)

[–][deleted] 11 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 4 fun -  (17 children)

It's kinda funny. It's a combo of incel ideology and red pill dating strategy. So.... basically MGTOW.

[–]scormac1752 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun -  (10 children)

Whatever you want to call it, it's still true.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (9 children)

There is an element of truth to it. Women's social value decreases as they age, lose their youthful looks, can't have kids, etc, while often men's value increases. But there's also something to the age gap rule:

half your age plus seven (40 = 20 +7 = 27) to define the minimum age of a partner and your age minus seven times two (40 = 33 * 2 = 60) to define the maximum age of a partner.

There's a reason for that. Too extreme and you're so different developmentally you can't really connect with them as a peer.

I mean, it's complicated. And for those of us here who might have trouble getting laid, you'd be a damned fool to ignore a baby crazy 30yr old who just wants you to fill her up with your man juice.

[–]Node 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

Depends on what you mean by "ignore". Yes, crazy women should not be ignored in the belief that they can't generate evil effects.

If one were about to cross a highway to live out the rest of their life, they would be a damned fool to ignore a speeding truck that's careening wildly down the highway in an out of control manner.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Baby crazy, not crazy crazy. It's a phenomenon when women are nearing the end of their child bearing days. Their biological clock compels them to have a child. And you know what that means.

[–]Node 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Hence, the man cave. I've already done my duty, and taken my hits, so I think I'm pretty well protected against getting ensnared again.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

well protected against getting ensnared again.

I feel like Dr. Who, I want a wife and a companion. We network as people in small subgroups and in larger hive minds. Obviously the latter doesn't tend to work out well but it's fascinating it happens at all. We network like machines.

There is an idea that consciousness just requires enough of something. The old Russian saying that quantity is a quality all of its own. But if that were true, why would we not be communicating with a mushroom mind?

[–]Node 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I eventually got to the point where I wanted it, but then I got it. Turns out your chances of dying from it are extremely high. Maybe not in your case, but in general I believe it's a massively underreported comorbidity.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Node, underneath every good man is a good woman.

[–]yetanotherone_sigh 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I bang chicks. I bang chicks over 35 exclusively because they don't play mind games and they know what they want. And they have very high sex drives and know how to fuck.

This joke looks like it was written by a 19 year old incel in his basement. Can't get laid by the other 19 year old chicks, so he's bitter about all chicks. He should go to a bar and let a cougar pick him up and show him how it's done.

[–]HiddenFox 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Back in my early 20s I had a buddy who always went after the cougars. He seemed....happy... but he also had extremely low standards...at the end of it I guess he was getting what he wanted out of the relationships...

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

My man! That is excellent advice.

[–]Chipit[S] 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

Really? You don't think it's because women's attractiveness decreases with age?

Wow, all of the paid troll accounts came out on this one.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

There are many beautiful older women. Drew Barrymore is a babe. Jennifer Aniston. Kathy Ireland still looks great. Demi Moore.

Wow, all of the paid troll accounts came out on this one.

You're just used to people having to be paid to talk to you.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

https://i.imgur.com/BSX2qv0.jpeg

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I just looked up MGTOW. Holy shit - how fucking pathetic that this is an official kind of ideology. I mean, I totally get it that there are some of us, when we get older (men and women), who are happy to live a more peaceful, almost monastic life. But that's after a reasonably full earler life. For MGTOW to develop for much of one's life is sad and - as some of see online - can be abusive to the opposite sex.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

It didn't start out a bad group, and they're not entirely wrong in their beliefs. Men's rights groups aren't a bad thing, but they always attract a certain element and things get more radicalized over time.

They believe women gravitate towards "alpha men" who are attractive but mistreat them, and that this solidifies their beliefs in feminism. As the women begin to age, the MGTOW ideology explains that they choose to settle down with "beta males" who provide for them financially, but to whom they deny sex, sometimes choosing to have sex with attractive men outside of their marriage. Finally, the ideology holds that the women will divorce their husbands, and that courts will favor the women in divorce proceedings due to what they describe as female privilege.

Things like that are not untrue, they're just not always true.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks for this. Everything I work with involves discussions of the history of methods of balance. I am also a major fan of Robert Bly's men's movement, and have been since it started, especially because it's also a balance of the feminist movement. Anything that appears to be extreme is really annoying to me, because it's not a healthy part of the history of humanity.

[–]Rob3122 6 insightful - 8 fun6 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 8 fun -  (3 children)

Socks is a woman over 30 confirmed

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

If so, then Rob3122 'swings both ways' (per the 'code'...)

[–]Rob3122 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Given the fact that you're a Democrat (where's your flair?) I'm not sure if that was meant to be an insult or compliment.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ask /s/superstraight

[–]chadwickofwv 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

That one seems to have hit close to home. Are you by chance a woman over 30 who can't find/don't need, a man?

If so, you should take what you can get now, because it will only get worse as you continue to age.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I hate messages of hatred - and especially really stupid hatred against the wrong people - like that of the OP's. But you just want to post an insult, so do keep in mind, Chad, that - of all the names for assholes online - Chad seems to be #1. So - you should take what you can get now, because it will only get worse as you continue to age. Also - why do you hate women, Chad?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

only chad gets the best women now

we can get an over 30 fat single mom, but who wants that

[–]Foidblaster9000 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Meanwhile, even the Chadliest are coming up with new and interesting ways to guarantee a dickdown.

https://mobile.twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1460407434950979603?t=wk2C03Z_SURmsXCLEkFaTQ&s=19

[–]Chipit[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

False premise. Who hates women? Pure psychological projection. You're taking the unacceptable thoughts in your own brain and projecting them on others.

[–]ShalomEveryone 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Why do you hate women, Chipit?

Because quality, mediocre and below average white women don't show him any love because they can do better than him? Perhaps that explains his anger and lashing out.

Shalom

✡️️

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

Funny....a common thread on twoxchromosomes is: "I'm age X, I was told by this time men would leave me alone....when are they going to start leaving me alone???? " Swings both ways it seems....

[–]jet199 6 insightful - 11 fun6 insightful - 10 fun7 insightful - 11 fun -  (3 children)

Which is strange because most people who post on 2X have 1X.

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Darn it, they're still women!!! LMAO!!!

[–]Node 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

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[–]Node 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Not to worry, Saydrah will be on it soon enough.

[–]Vulptex 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

At least she got 30 years. Men get 0.

[–]jet199 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Probably shouldn't admit to this but I recently got passed over for a woman in her 50's with a £75k car.

Men's taste isn't that predictable.

[–]Mazurro 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Absolutely based.

[–]IkeConn 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Ouch.

[–]humancorpse 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (17 children)

THIS IS PROBABLY THE DUMBEST AND MOST HATEFUL STUFF... THIS MAKES THIS FORUM USELESS.

THIS GOES AGAINST THE PYRAMID OF DEBATE ON SEVERAL LEVELS.

THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS SITE IS A BUNCH OF FUCKING ASSHATS.

https://saidit.net/static/PyramidDebate.jpg

[–]hfxB0oyA 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

It's a joke. This is a joke forum. Why you buggin'?

[–]humancorpse 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

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[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (14 children)

Stones + glass houses.

[–]humancorpse 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (13 children)

You stalking me is getting creepy, for real.

You have several times cursed me, and now you seem to be obsessed with stalking me?

Cease and desist.

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (11 children)

I've never cursed you. I don't believe in woo.

I point out your hypocrisy. I will not stop unless you stop first. Call it creepy if you want.

Your effort to maintain SaidIt seems inauthentic in all-caps on /s/Funny - especially when you troll others and drag down discussions regularly. But if you think you can police SaidIt go for it.

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

BLOCKED

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (9 children)

Does the truth hurt that much?

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

I AM PHONING THE POLICE NOW.. SEX CRIMES DIVISION.. STALKING.. HARASSMENT.. IMPLIED RAPE.. SUGGESTED MOLESTING..

YOU ARE FACING SOME SERIOUS PRISON TIME.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um3qENg364c

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (7 children)

no, No, NO! Don't call for the police! Call for a pizza. Extra gate.

Oops, I dropped the soap. You are facing some serious prison peril if you don't pick it up - or if you do. Either way you're fucked.

Imply what you like, but be careful what you advocate.

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I AM WARNING YOU NOW... THIS IS A RECORDED LINE.. ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD8FHrCHhQE

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Your impotent threats have become tiresome and boring.

If you want to play police then let me handcuff you to the bedposts.

[–]scormac1752 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Ladies, take note. Your window of desirability is small. Take full advantage of it.

[–]jet199 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Nah, just sit on your own somewhere public and look insecure.

The groomers will swarm over you no matter what age.

[–]aaarrgh 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

30 is awfully old /i

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

post wall

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

u/clownowski rekt

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

What.the.fuck

Did you seriously summoned me to a thread that was made 10 months ago? Are you crazy?

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

🤓

[–]mahavishnunj 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i for real dont get it.