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[–]MarkimusNational Socialist 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Hell even Musk could only get that pretty ropey Canadain weirdo as a wife and even that ended.

He was also cucking Johnny Depp with Amber Heard

[–]literalotherkinNorm MacDonald Nationalism 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

I mean you'd think he could use his fucking allegedly big brain to not choose the most psychotic women available. I get the attraction to that type but still.

[–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Amber is arguably in the top 3 hot women in the world. I'd understand fully if anyone wanted to hit that.

[–]literalotherkinNorm MacDonald Nationalism 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Oh please fucking top 3. Get the fuck out of here.

Throw a stone in a tiny Ukrainian village over your shoulder and you'll hit someone more attractive.

The best looking girls I went to high school with were all better looking than that above average lunatic.

[–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

watch never back down

[–]VraiBleuScots Protestant, Ulster Loyalist 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Top 3 in the world? Still not a chance in hell brother, any half decent girl can paint up for a film & look good with highly slective camera angles & lighting. Really she's 8.5 at best, worse in some pics

https://br.web.img3.acsta.net/c_310_420/pictures/19/11/27/23/32/2429874.jpg , https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/amazing-movietv-kisses/images/1/1c/Amber_heard_29.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170730120935

She's got jowls ffs

[–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Okay, maybe I spoke too much. But she's definitely a solid 9