my conspiracy theory is the virus kills mainly old people, and the rich who run the world are mostly old people, so they're scared shitless. They could just self quarantine for life because they are most at risk but don't want to so they want the entire world to be vaccinated, even though the vaccine has tons of side effects, so that they can be free to go out and about on vacations. They released the bioweapon aiming to reduce the world's population but it doesn't kill very many young healthy people, just old people, so it is a massive fuckup by the eliites that they're scrambling to fix. The vaccine had been worked on decades ago as a vaccine for SARS but it wasn't used because 1. it has tons of side effects and 2. SARS wasn't that big a deal.

So the vaccine doesn't work that well at stopping covid, it helps young healthy people have less symtoms but that was already the case if they caught covid. But the old folks that are rich and run things, are not going to get the vaccine, they just want their servants to not pass covid to them. I'm sure they are working on better vaccines that work, and will require we get boosters of it every 6 months or so.