YouTube Advert: Cell Culture Tubes [Sexy Edition]

c23 · 2023-09-26T02:36:53+00:00

Everything is illegal, everyone is a criminal, everyone is under surveillance 24/7, and no one cares.

Living in a police state means that you must live in dread of being arrested. You can't help feeling hopeless.

c23 · 2023-09-22T00:01:11+00:00

Real patriots wish that they could stay awake 24 hours a day spreading freedom.

c23 · 2023-09-19T12:12:35+00:00

If the government can force you to buy insurance, what's to stop them from forcing you to buy snowblowers and boats, too?

c23 · 2023-09-19T11:34:50+00:00

The US today is the opposite of what the USA was in 1999.

Americans used to support personal responsibility, morality, peace, freedom, and balanced budgets. Now Americans love dependency, immorality, war, tyranny, and debt.

http://f2bbs.com/bbs

c23 · 2023-09-05T11:31:24+00:00

Companies wouldn't need to ask for criminal records and degrees from workers if businesses were located in white places like North Dakota.

c23 · 2023-09-04T02:04:16+00:00

Americans are completely insane now.

Americans scream that there would be no unintended consequences if millionaires were taxed at a higher tax rate.

Americans swear that if toothpicks were banned today then there would be no chance tyranny would increase in the future.

c23 · 2023-08-31T12:51:12+00:00

Americans are totally enslaved now.

Having hope is difficult when Americans look you in the eye and say that the USA needs more surveillance cameras, cars must be banned, ketchup must be outlawed, coffee must be criminalized, churches must stay closed, guns must be confiscated, property rights must be ended, forfeiture is wonderful, TSA groping is fantastic, NSA wiretapping is great, and CIA torture is necessary.

c23 · 2023-08-31T09:05:23+00:00

Those who say that the 2020 election was rigged and then turn around and scream taxes must be paid because the government is legit sound like hypocrites.

c23 · 2023-08-29T15:54:56+00:00

Americans are totally enslaved now.

Having hope is difficult when Americans look you in the eye and say that the USA needs more surveillance cameras, cars must be banned, ketchup must be outlawed, coffee must be criminalized, churches must stay closed, guns must be confiscated, property rights must be ended, forfeiture is wonderful, TSA groping is fantastic, NSA wiretapping is great, and CIA torture is necessary.

https://campidiot.com/viewforum.php?id=28

c23 · 2023-08-27T05:00:49+00:00

Americans say white people are holy gods.

Tiwaking · 2022-04-02T19:10:02+00:00

Why dont you push your agenda a little harder YouTube

Tiwaking · 2022-03-25T23:08:14+00:00

I have no idea why I got this advert. Is it because I had curry for dinner this week?

Tiwaking · 2022-03-13T09:01:19+00:00

Jackalope 1 insightful - 0 fun - a minute ago Which parts are you saying they are wrong about?

I dont drink water in the mornings.

Jackalope · 2022-03-13T08:58:28+00:00

Which parts are you saying they are wrong about?

Tiwaking · 2022-03-13T08:18:06+00:00

So....YouTube thinks Im a Autistic Nazi Lobotomist with Pooping Problems?

Tiwaking · 2022-03-05T23:24:11+00:00

From this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf3BnLsuZnk
They are emergency food packs to Syria. This has nothing to do with the video Im watching. This has nothing to do with anything I watch. Why do I keep getting sand nigger adverts?

Tiwaking · 2022-03-01T05:47:38+00:00

Here is the advert here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo9PWFFkZ6Y

if you're here taking my class today i know two things about you you love real hip hop

WRONG

Tiwaking · 2022-02-28T05:59:33+00:00

grassfed 1 insightful - 1 fun - 5 hours ago Varför lämnade han saidit?

Han tröttnade nog på namnet 'popper'. Jag misstänker att Popper fortfarande är här

grassfed · 2022-02-28T00:49:37+00:00

Varför lämnade han saidit?

Tiwaking · 2022-02-27T06:50:25+00:00

I love the sarcasm dripping in this comment:

Joshua Parsons 21 minutes ago I’m so glad those mean tweets are gone. I love paying $4+ for gas, I love paying $5 for a loaf of bread, I love paying $800 electric bills……as long as though mean tweets are gone….I’m happy

Tiwaking · 2022-02-27T06:48:04+00:00

From this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jouoaJZj6fs
Its like something socks would say.

Tiwaking · 2022-02-23T23:05:38+00:00

That is an African. In a New Zealand advert. This advert is about supporting young women which is fine. But its got an African in it.
You can find this advert here: Sport NZ- It's My Move - YouTube 60. It has Chinese, Pacific Islanders, Maori, one or two whiteys, and a down syndrome kid in it. And an African.

nso-pegasus-you · 2022-02-23T02:27:22+00:00

Big Tech's recommendations for ads and content are based on data stolen with hardware backdoors. Sue them, I will.

Tiwaking · 2022-02-20T10:00:55+00:00

grassfed 2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 months ago* A, u/popper är en sån

Popper är död

Tiwaking · 2022-02-19T13:04:43+00:00

Brent Feinberg is a retard. The comment section is closed. To be honest....they should never have allowed comments on this post because the article is nothing but lies. https://www.pcgamer.com/mmos-exploded-this-year-but-not-in-the-ways-youd-expect/

Tiwaking · 2022-02-13T09:04:13+00:00

Haha. I was reading this article and the comment suddenly popped up :D
https://www.rebelnews.com/breaking_police_may_lay_charges_following_deliberate_crash_in_canberra

Tiwaking · 2022-02-06T08:32:20+00:00

Not the most appropriate advert to be shown on this video

Tiwaking · 2022-02-04T05:12:44+00:00

The advert before the Bass Guitars advert was for World of Tanks. I have no idea how any of this links with Muslim singles. YouTube adverts are so strange.

Tiwaking · 2022-02-03T06:04:43+00:00

I was trying to find an old YouTube video (which apparently has been completely removed from YouTube) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VGKiOTT8h4

I stumbled upon this old webpage: https://www.sk.rs/forum/archive/index.php/t-14213-p-21.html
It has a link to an old break video: http://www.break.com/video/greatest-road-rage-video-of-all-time-2754857
But the old break website is gone! I didnt know that.

Tiwaking · 2022-01-31T10:54:54+00:00

When I googled this fireworks and a tiger shaped firework appeared. Oh Google, always chasing the Chinese dollar.

Tiwaking · 2022-01-25T12:10:11+00:00

I foolishly clicked on a YouTube comment video link and got taken to this weird sand nigger video. Its dislikes are disabled: I've never seen this before.

Tiwaking · 2022-01-24T09:48:27+00:00

Im starting to get adverts for Kakaotalk. I think it is because of a search I did for an animated gif.

Tiwaking · 2022-01-24T04:38:10+00:00

This is iQIYI, a Chinese online video platform. It is showing a Korean IDOl show and when I click on the link all of the shows are Korean. Im trying to figure out why I was shown this ad

Tiwaking · 2022-01-20T04:42:08+00:00

Yeah...a Christian advert on a Jewish video is a bit suspect

Tiwaking · 2022-01-19T09:30:32+00:00

There was a post somewhere which asked people if they have been noticing more black people in adverts. I've been noticing it for years. It started around 2011 I think. Sometimes it backfires with hilarious results.

Tiwaking · 2022-01-16T07:58:54+00:00

16 Reasons? 16 Alien Species!

Tiwaking · 2022-01-15T08:04:12+00:00

Bwahahahahahahaha!!! This is why I take screenshots of adverts. This is one of the most inappropriate adverts I have ever seen XD

Tiwaking · 2022-01-09T06:04:20+00:00

IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 minutes ago Bill has a plan for you.

I dont want his plan, but I would like his money

IkeConn · 2022-01-09T06:01:20+00:00

Bill has a plan for you.

Tiwaking · 2022-01-09T05:32:23+00:00

Okay this is really really weird. It started raining. I got this video as a suggestion. I've never ever looked at anything rain related. The YouTube knows all

AmericanMuskrat · 2022-01-09T04:27:22+00:00

He's trying to find dates on his own now that his buddy Epstein is dead. Gotta put yourself out there.

Tiwaking · 2022-01-03T03:45:31+00:00

The stupid autoplay switched to this "Improve your English" video, but the video was for Wix starting with this Ebonics speaking woman.

Tiwaking · 2021-12-30T20:50:51+00:00

WTF YouTube? WTF?

grassfed · 2021-12-27T19:02:56+00:00

Disgusting

Zapped · 2021-12-27T13:48:50+00:00

Google geo tracking knows that you were at a bowling alley for an extended period of time. It could also be that someone you were with mentioned it on social media, like Facebook. Facebook knows who hangs out together, in part through geo tracking. They also listen in through microphones and their AI picks up on key words. I have seen all of this in action.

Tiwaking · 2021-12-27T08:28:03+00:00

I recently went bowling for the first time. How on earth does the Google know that and advertise bowling to me?

Tiwaking · 2021-12-26T04:05:43+00:00

ZOLTAN!

Tiwaking · 2021-12-18T03:37:11+00:00

I have no idea why I get Muslim dating and Muslim charity adverts :\

grassfed · 2021-12-16T05:38:35+00:00

A, u/popper är en sån

Tiwaking · 2021-12-15T20:32:43+00:00

Dessa vidriga jävla svartskalle babbe inkräktare

grassfed · 2021-12-15T11:03:16+00:00

Bögar

Tiwaking · 2021-12-14T12:18:54+00:00

Yes thats right. Sweden is 90% black and this advert doesnt represent modern day Sweden. Its white supremacist propaganda!

Tiwaking · 2021-12-13T08:04:20+00:00

IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 hours ago Somebody wasted good money to produce that.

You mean someone got paid fake CCP inflated Chinese money to produce that

IkeConn · 2021-12-13T05:28:57+00:00

They don't have enough black people in the picture.

IkeConn · 2021-12-13T05:17:28+00:00

Somebody wasted good money to produce that.

Tiwaking · 2021-12-12T22:43:13+00:00

Hahahahaha!!! I'll call the authorities to tell them that Ed Sheeran escaped again.

Tiwaking · 2021-12-12T22:41:51+00:00

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jet199 · 2021-12-12T22:40:53+00:00

Ick, they let the ginger stepchild out of his cupboard.

Zapped · 2021-12-12T13:40:36+00:00

These are the ads before the search list. Domino's pays for that. I ran into this exact situation last night when trying to order from Papa John's and clicked on the Domino's link by mistake. I realized what I had done when I couldn't find the location where I wanted to carryout.

Tiwaking · 2021-12-12T11:05:22+00:00

He gets paid big money for this nonsense.

Haha. The funny thing is I was checking to see if Pizza Hut had closed down because, due to the Holocough, some of the pizza places are gone now.

jet199 · 2021-12-12T10:58:11+00:00

My sister's boyfriend's job is literally making sure this stuff happens.

Companies pay his team to make sure they come top of Google search results and somewhere else there's another team being paid by a competitor to beat them to the top.

He gets paid big money for this nonsense.

Tiwaking · 2021-12-12T10:51:48+00:00

It tastes like what overseas people think American pizza tastes like

AmericanMuskrat · 2021-12-12T10:34:14+00:00

I hope Pizza Hut tastes better in NZ than it does here.

Tiwaking · 2021-12-12T04:48:55+00:00

Well. That does make sense.

IkeConn · 2021-12-12T04:47:04+00:00

You can see they are in New Zealand way down under in the Southern Hemisphere so of course the results are upside down. Everybody knows that. Just flip that screen over.

Airbus320 · 2021-12-11T16:39:23+00:00

Are those gone now?

Tiwaking · 2021-12-10T08:29:28+00:00

Welcome back. :)

Thanks Node :)

Node · 2021-12-10T06:26:19+00:00

SiegeVR is a virtual reality gaming experience that transports players onto a medieval parapet and into the avatar of one of two archers — your castle's last hope against the vicious undead horde and their deadly assault with catapults and battering rams.

No warning. Either it's a setting, or the google has an opinion of you.

Wed Jan 08 10:05:48 NZDT 2020 If you are reading this, then I have probably already left Saidit.

Welcome back. :)

Tiwaking · 2021-12-10T06:16:10+00:00

I have never seen this warning before.

Tiwaking · 2021-12-02T10:53:06+00:00

Security and Hedonism make sense, but Self Direction and Conformity is a bit weird.

SerpensInferna · 2021-12-02T04:27:01+00:00

Hahahaha, mine were security and hedonism. Fair.

Tiwaking · 2021-12-02T03:42:00+00:00

I was reading about Shalom Schwartz's circular model and found a link to where you can take the test online. Seems accurate except for the conformity part. Am I really such a self directed conformist?? I severely doubt that.
https://www.idrlabs.com/human-values/test.php

Tiwaking · 2021-11-26T22:46:14+00:00

For those who cant read it I've reposted it below:

On 5 January 2022, we're updating our Terms of Service ("Terms") to help clarify and make it easier to understand what to expect as you use the service. These changes won't affect the way you use YouTube. You can review a summary of the changes and the updated Terms here.

At a glance, this update covers:

More clarity on what to expect: We're providing more transparency about how we develop, improve and update our service, including more details about why we make changes and updates and the advanced notice that we provide to you. General updates for improved readability: While our Terms remain a legal document, we've done our best to make them easier to understand. This includes reorganising some sections (such as Account Suspension and Termination) and rewording others (such as Changing this Agreement). Inclusion of the Community Guidelines strikes process: Your use of YouTube has always been subject to the Community Guidelines and its strikes process, but we're now explicitly including the Community Guidelines strikes information in the Terms to increase transparency. There are no changes to how Community Guidelines strikes operate, or when a channel or content might receive a strike.

Please make sure that you read the updates to the Terms. By continuing to use YouTube after this date, you are agreeing to the updated Terms. Note: If you allow your child to use YouTube Kids or manage your child's use of YouTube through Family Link, take a moment to talk to them about these changes.

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Tiwaking · 2021-11-25T20:14:12+00:00

I've never gotten adverts in Hindi before. You can watch the advert here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhAeKnDsSXs
Its quite a good advert

Tiwaking · 2021-11-18T01:13:31+00:00

What a Godless world we live in:

Let it be observed, that slovenliness is no part of religion; that neither this, nor any text of Scripture, condemns neatness of apparel. Certainly this is a duty, not a sin. "Cleanliness is, indeed, next to godliness." - John Wesley, "On Dress", 1791

jet199 · 2021-11-17T20:03:12+00:00

Serious problem = common male hygiene levels

Tiwaking · 2021-11-17T18:14:23+00:00

Im pretty sure they dont taste like cheese. I would think there would be a serious problem if they did.

jet199 · 2021-11-17T14:52:17+00:00

Suck a dick and find out.

Tiwaking · 2021-11-15T10:43:45+00:00

This is one of the two pro-faggot adverts I have received from YouTube. The other one is a Square Space advert

Tiwaking · 2021-11-15T09:20:11+00:00

Yes. Im more curious than even to find out what the original video was. I guess YouTube will be using this new censorship system to memory hole information without people noticing

IkeConn · 2021-11-15T03:25:33+00:00

Censorship has consequences.

Tiwaking · 2021-11-15T02:50:14+00:00

Im very suspicious of this. The old warnings were 'Video Unavailable' and 'Video unavailable because account suspended/closed'. The video I was looking for is this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvTIJHAfo14
From the One Must Fall 2097 Talk Page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:One_Must_Fall:_2097

JasonCarswell · 2021-10-24T20:38:26+00:00

Ah, the good old years before most women became soft and plump.

bald-janitor · 2020-02-11T07:46:56+00:00

He was a mossad agent

Tiwaking · 2020-01-03T08:48:53+00:00

I have a feeling they'll be cracking down hard on the YouTube pro-Trump memes this year. I doubt that he'll need them though since the Democratic candidate quality seem absolutely abysmal.

Warren - No. If there was an inkling of a chance of her winning, Hillary would get rid of her and replace her in a heartbeat.

Bernie - Come on man. He's probably going to die. They should have went with him in 2016 but he sold out to Hillary.

Yang - LOL FREE MONEYZ!!!

Biden - Has the same problem Hillary had. If they would just stop him talking, then he would make a better candidate.

Tulsi Gabbard - I personally would like her to win. She already destroyed Kamala Harris. I doubt if she will win.

EVERYONE ELSE

Just quit already. You're wasting everyones time and money. ESPECIALLY you Bloomberg! I swear he's just standing for the free advertising.

Honourable Mentions:

Buttigieg - Yeah no. Absolutely not.

Hillary Clinton - I am hoping she sabotages the DNC again and becomes their candidate. That would make 2020 the greatest electoral year in history!

magnora7 · 2020-01-03T08:38:37+00:00

Wow, interesting. They're really going crazy on youtube the last year or two. It sucks because unlike reddit, youtube is much harder to replace, because of all the expensive server infrastructure it requires

Tiwaking · 2020-01-03T08:37:23+00:00

Nope. Nothing. I posted a screenshot of my termination notice here:

https://saidit.net/s/Tiwaking/comments/1jqa/rip_my_youtube_channel_sep_9th_2006_mar_3rd_2019/

I did appeal the notification

7 April 2019 at 02:01

Hello,

Thank you for your account suspension appeal. We have decided to keep your account suspended based on our Community Guidelines and Terms of Service. Please visit http://www.youtube.com/t/community_guidelines for more information.

This was after 12 years of using YouTube. I've never been given a community strike ever. I've had a copyright strike from Taiwan TV because I uploaded a video about Chinas Gaokao exam system.

My videos werent controversial or anything. I'll see if I can find an reupload of any of my videos. I think someone did a rap remix of one.

edit: Hey I found it! This is my most popular video I made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIFdJ3EO8IQ

magnora7 · 2020-01-03T08:28:56+00:00

That sucks. Did they say what the "hate speech" was specifically? Or was it just vague like "something you posted"

Tiwaking · 2020-01-03T08:27:59+00:00

Wow that sucks. Did they say why? Like did they claim a copyright violation or anything?

My channel was removed for 'Hate Speech', but any video of mine that you are lucky enough to find will just say "the account has been closed".

In the past it would have said "close for hate speech" or something like that. There is absolutely no way to know why a channel was closed now unless you have their full channel ID.

It looks like I voluntarily closed my account and I assure you, I absolutely did not. Now it looks like everyone who was removed from YouTube did so voluntarily.

This is what being unpersoned looks like.

magnora7 · 2020-01-03T08:21:24+00:00

Wow that sucks. Did they say why? Like did they claim a copyright violation or anything?

Tiwaking · 2020-01-03T07:52:58+00:00

Last week I posted the video: Michael Moore on Trump: "The Biggest Fuck You in Human History"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxDRqeuLNag

It's gone now. But notice the message that it says:

Video unavailable

This video is no longer available because the YouTube account associated with this video has been closed.

This is what censorship looks like. Its being completely unpersoned.

Tiwaking · 2019-12-26T04:43:01+00:00

Danke mein Führer

Fuhrer · 2019-12-26T04:37:48+00:00

Chinese

Tiwaking · 2019-12-25T03:57:44+00:00

Hahahaha. That does make a lot of sense XD

Tiwaking · 2019-12-25T01:12:06+00:00

fyi you should uninstall all of the Dragon Center software. Its nonsense bloatware that does nothing to help your system.

Tiwaking · 2019-12-24T02:11:11+00:00

I love YouTube adverts. Especially the "Learn Hebrew!" and "Dont be a racist!" adverts. I always try to get screenshots of the hilarious ones like "I cant believe its not butter" or "Muslim Dating Services"

offendedsexregister · 2019-12-24T01:25:32+00:00

You see ads on youtube? Why?

Tiwaking · 2019-12-23T08:45:23+00:00

Turns out it was that Jobe bastard.

We shall see if he survives this Christmas.

magnora7 · 2019-12-20T22:29:48+00:00

Well... we do survive on donations, and we like giving all the features to everyone instead of gatekeeping cool features for money. https://www.patreon.com/SaidIt https://saidit.net/s/SaidIt/comments/jf/cryptocurrency_support_for_saiditnet/

Thanks for the info about minds, that's very interesting, I had no idea they had a pay structure like that.

Tiwaking · 2019-12-20T22:25:18+00:00

On Minds you can pay to be verified which costs $5 or 19 tokens a month ($7mon/20 tokens on the monthly plan). This gives you a badge, hides ads, and allows access to exclusive content.

There doesnt seem to be any advantage of Minds Pro over the verified version. Minds pro gives you a website, but most people who are verified already have their own websites.

If I used Minds every day I'd probably become verified, but I check it infrequently.

edit: I'd pay money for Saidit. I have no idea what kind of features that a paid Saidit would have. User muting would be worth paying for.

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