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My girlfriend thinks masturbation is evil and whenever we touch ourselves, a kitten dies
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[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
whenever we touch ourselves, a kitten dies
That's a misinterpretation of an eastern folk tale.
Essentially, it's a comedy tale about a guy masturbating, and claiming his hand is "killer pussy".
The "kitten dies" joke is lost in translation.
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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago* (0 children)
So you're god is Jesus Christ...
The incarnation of him your grandparents already told you about when you were young?
That already the catholic church morons confabulated about when their dementia-ridden pedos hallucinated mostly lies about his life while finally writing down his story about twelve generations after it happened ?
I got you :
Here on saidit, we have the real Jesus.
He possibly can absolve you from the "wrong" sins, you "accuse" yourself with, i can think.
But since my gods don't intervene in "christian defined" ways, so to say, i can't really tell if this opinion is of any "real" use to you. At least not beforehand.
[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
What if you touch each other?
Also, where are all the dead cats?
[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
Where in the bible does it say female mastrubation is bad?
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Just last night three kittens died on her face, her tits, and on her tramp stamp.
[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Kick her to the curb.
[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - (0 children)
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[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)
[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - (1 child)
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