My girlfriend thinks masturbation is evil and whenever we touch ourselves, a kitten dies

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whenever we touch ourselves, a kitten dies

That's a misinterpretation of an eastern folk tale.

Essentially, it's a comedy tale about a guy masturbating, and claiming his hand is "killer pussy".

The "kitten dies" joke is lost in translation.