Man arrested after masturbating four times on Southwest flight, claims he had asked the permission of the passenger seated next to him

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[–]asterias 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Four times? She must have been pretty hot and suggestive.

[–]SoCo 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Here we see the mammalian human female has given in to seduction, but the male has failed to impress her. His mating display a failure, he shall now be forced to reproduce it in a cage of violent male humans, likely not to have a chance to mate with a female again.

[–]Shoah_Kahn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

America is becoming the "Gomorrah" of the bible. Its capitol, Golgotha...

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

He "touched himself" four times.

Don't trust any headlines from corporate media.

[–]turtlew0rk 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

If that is the case I have masturbated roughly 374 times today. Give or take, if I had to put a number on it.

[–]aaarrgh 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The filth that hangs in the air these days is unimaginable.

[–]Drewski 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Guess Louis CK won't be flying Southwest anytime soon.

[–]turtlew0rk 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

End it at 3 and live to publicly masturbate another day..

[–]yabbit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I pooped my pants on a flight once