ColonizationLesbian sex just keeps getting weirder

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[–]MyLongestJourney 19 insightful - 5 fun19 insightful - 4 fun20 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

"and they precum….. a LOT"

Oh honey...I have some unpleasant news for you...(after I win the battle with my urge to hurl my lunch).

[–][deleted] 15 insightful - 2 fun15 insightful - 1 fun16 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Seriously. Pus is not a sexual fluid...

[–]MyLongestJourney 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Pus was my first thought 🤢

[–]JulienMayfair 16 insightful - 6 fun16 insightful - 5 fun17 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

We used a condom cuz they have a small open wound on the tip of their dick

Can I just scream and run now?

[–]Femaleisnthateful 17 insightful - 4 fun17 insightful - 3 fun18 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

Anyone want to speculate on what that 'pre-cum' is?

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Puss coming out of the open wound.

[–][deleted] 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

Just to give everyone a heads up ... we normally do not allow trans surgeries to be described in terms like "open wound" or "pus-filled", etc etc (rule 4), and would remove comments like this.

This comment using the terms/descriptions is allowed, because the OP herself literally described it as such:

they have a small open wound on the tip of their dick & the tip of the condom had some milky white liquid pooling

I personally apologize to those of you with an active vivid imagination. I didn't want to picture it in my head either.

[–]verystablegenius 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

if it is puss filled, why can’t it be described as so? maybe i need to go read rule 4

[–]justagaydude123 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

The pretense of respect. Way more than they give us.

[–]verystablegenius 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

sounds silly as it defeats the concept of free speech. but whatever.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think the point is to avoid personal attacks but they left my post up when it became relevant so it's clearly going to be allowed when it isn't just being hurled as an insult.

[–]IridescentAnacondastrictly dickly 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

🤢

[–]Mermer 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Honestly I'm so glad I don't understand all the terminology

[–]Finnegan7921 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, these people are totally fine in the head. Unreal.

[–]strawberrycake 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Singular they is really destroying my comprehension. I had to read it several times to understand if the person was referring to one or both of them in the situation (I’m still not certain and lost interest in finding out). It’s really not intuitive and I’m sure a nightmare for non-native speakers of English.

[–]jjdub7TERF (Trans Exterminating Reactionary Fascist) 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Good chunk of these people also claim to have/LARP as having multiple personality disorder too, so it gets exponentially more confusing aaaand I tune they/them out

[–]Hyperborea 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Edit: the amount of "bro" and "dudes" in that subreddit is fucking hilarious dude. Like bro they want SO badly to talk how us guys do but these boys just embarass themselves, man. Anyways cool post bro 👍🏻

How can anyone read this and not think this is degenerate fetish shit... The debasing of sex is something that really worries me. I'm not a prude, nor am I against casual sex or whatever, but it feels like people are increasingly being more and more graphic, degenerate, and really just distasteful about their sex lives. Maybe it's porn addiction or maybe its because its the internet but what the hell happened to modesty? Maybe Im too old for this shit

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    [–]automoderatorHuman-Exclusionary Radical Overlord[M] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Your submission has been removed due to:

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    [–]Beryl 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    Archive page just loops

    [–]NutterButterFlutterStill waving into the void 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    If you're still having issues with archive, here's the direct link: https://old.reddit.com/r/gaytransguys/comments/uhmp6u/first_time_gay_sex_with_boyfriend/

    [–]justagaydude123 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Try turning off Wi-Fi.

    [–]Hannibalboy93 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    these woman want gay men so bad, they will cut off arm and leg flesh.

    [–]hufflepuff-poet 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    The crazy part is these two are not after gay men, they are in a lesbian relationship but are larping as gay men and playing sword fight with their new appendages 🤢🥴🤯

    [–]justagaydude123 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I never gave credence to internalized-<whatever> until I learned about how much some straight people (women and men!) hate their sexuality.

    [–]verystablegenius 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

    can someone tell me wtf is frot???

    [–]ShotTopic 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    I think it's the thing where two guys rub their dicks together?

    [–]jjdub7TERF (Trans Exterminating Reactionary Fascist) 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Yep, it’s the gay male equivalent of scissoring

    [–]justagaydude123 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    It is a normal thing. Kinda fun but it's foreplay at best.

    [–]jjdub7TERF (Trans Exterminating Reactionary Fascist) 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    KiwiFarms commentary on this one was utterly, severely brutal. I won’t even repeat it here, and I can be pretty snide myself about trans activism, but damn some of that shit was just mean.

    [–]CancelPowerSuper Bi Male 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I would have respected Kiwifarms more for that if they weren't such homophobic pieces of shit.

    [–]justagaydude123 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    I've (unfortunately) seen a lot of "neo-penises". How anyone could touch one, let alone put their mouth on it, skives me the fuck out.

    [–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Right. And the way they pretend they derive sexual pleasure from a lump of relocated arm flesh? Why doesn't your arm experience sexual pleasure when you rub it then?