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[–][deleted] 41 insightful - 40 fun41 insightful - 39 fun42 insightful - 40 fun -  (16 children)

Do it. Make Ellen Page the new James Bond. Nothing like having a secret agent who can be defeated by the word woman.

[–]julesburm1891 32 insightful - 26 fun32 insightful - 25 fun33 insightful - 26 fun -  (5 children)

I absolutely would pay to see a film when the villain defeats Bond by whispering “only women have a cervix.”

[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman🇬🇧🌳🟦 23 insightful - 22 fun23 insightful - 21 fun24 insightful - 22 fun -  (3 children)

The deadly superweapon in the volcano lair turns out to be a standard dictionary on a little table.

[–]julesburm1891 18 insightful - 17 fun18 insightful - 16 fun19 insightful - 17 fun -  (2 children)

I suppose this would open up a whole new line of villains: one JKR tweet, a Joe Rogan podcast, a mirror, the mere mention of LGB Alliance, etc.

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 11 insightful - 8 fun11 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

I’d be surprised of JKR, Joe Rogan and Nicki Minaj weren’t in the new Bond movies as villains.

[–]DimDroog 10 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

My sides, lol! You two are killing it!

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If SNL had their act together this would be done already. Smdh.

[–]fuck_reddit 23 insightful - 17 fun23 insightful - 16 fun24 insightful - 17 fun -  (3 children)

Nothing says “womanizing international man of mystery” like a 5’1” trans man…

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 15 insightful - 8 fun15 insightful - 7 fun16 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

Literally a man/let.

[–]Rosefield 9 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

man-less

[–]TiredTrendersSuper-gay 12 insightful - 9 fun12 insightful - 8 fun13 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

Nah see it'll be a great contrast to all the "female" characters that'll be played by 6 foot trans men who blatantly don't pass as women.

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 16 insightful - 14 fun16 insightful - 13 fun17 insightful - 14 fun -  (0 children)

The antagonist wins just by misgendering Bond, and then Bond rage quits and leaves.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 17 insightful - 8 fun17 insightful - 7 fun18 insightful - 8 fun -  (3 children)

I'm actually dying to see 'Elliot' in a male role.

[–]Rosefield 17 insightful - 9 fun17 insightful - 8 fun18 insightful - 9 fun -  (2 children)

12 year old Bond in a flashback perhaps. Or can you imagine an awkward movie sex scene where she and the other actress have to pretend that Ellen has a penis? 😂😂

This would be absolutely hilarious. Imagine her in a movie with actual male actors and the writers are trying to convince the audience that she is exactly like any other dude.

[–]TransspeciesUnicornI sexually identify as a mythical sparkly equine 11 insightful - 8 fun11 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Don't worry, the "women" she'll be trying to hook up with will probably have a penis.

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Imagine Casino Royale with her as Bond.

No use at all trying to knot whip a set of pee packers to get info.

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

And remember her STARRING role as action hero in Inception