ColonizationA lesbian’s guide to how the Internet was a huge mistake

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[–][deleted] 22 insightful - 3 fun22 insightful - 2 fun23 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

The only way this make sense is if it is referring to people from the island of Lesbos.

If that's not the case then I have no idea what lesbian means to these people or why they want to be lesbians so badly.

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah[S] 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Or why they so desperately want to be autistic/mentally ill/personality disordered.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 21 insightful - 1 fun21 insightful - 0 fun22 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I found it ironic that in the UK an actual autistic person was arrested for asking if a tans cop was a boy or girl.

They want to weaponize autism as a badge until an actual autistic person can't tell the difference and doesn't have a filter

[–]reluctant_commenter 11 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Identity tourism: if you try on one guise, you've gotta try them all!

[–]Finnegan7921 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

This all fucking day. So many self diagnosed people running around claiming that they have some sort of mental issue. Drives me up the wall. I feel bad for the people with actual issues b/c the larpers just want to feel special. So many people now claiming to be "neurodivergent". No they fucking aren't.

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Most people who use the term neurodivergent tend to be the wokesters and larpers. You got two perfectly good terms: neurotypical and neuroatypical. That's it.

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 12 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 6 fun13 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

My hamster is a lesbian.

Hammiesexuals are valid.

[–][deleted] 14 insightful - 13 fun14 insightful - 12 fun15 insightful - 13 fun -  (1 child)

Your hamster is a non-man and is likely attracted to other hamsters which are also non-men. So by modern lesbian definition, your hamster is a 100% valid lesbian.

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 10 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

This is sadly accurate.

[–]FartandSnap 13 insightful - 3 fun13 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

White people using it/its pronouns is the absolute stupidest thing I have ever seen and I absolutely refuse to provide them with any validity.

Me: Your pronouns can't be it/it's. The word "it" is used for non-human objects and is a slur used against gay people, people of color, and disabled people.

It: You're Invalidating my gender identity!

Me: Good. Your gender identity is invalid because you're not a fucking object. You can't be it/its for the same reason I can't be attack/helicopter.

[–]reluctant_commenter 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I knew a transwoman IRL who requested "it/its" as his pronouns (either that or she/her). I never called him that. It sounds so degrading, I refuse to call any human that.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Sometimes I refer to babies as "it" but i think that's an anachronistic linguistic carryover of when babies actually weren't considered people til several years in.

It's common but my family gets really upset when one of them has a new baby and I say it about the new infant because it's theirs.

[–]reluctant_commenter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Huh, that's funny, I do that too. For animals sometimes too. I don't mean anything by it, at least not consciously, but that's an interesting point.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

Void creature because she has a huge void between her ears

[–]GayBoner 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lololol

[–]hellonumpty 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Protect straight lesbians at all costs!