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[–]Aquadog 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

So wait, during that time she hasn't adopted or had a baby? She's so unbelievably selfish. Plus, what would that child be to you? Your son/daughter/niece/nephew?

[–]CastleHoward 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Apparently, she's super concerned about being genetically related. Today my kid puked all over my new white sheets and the coffee table and somehow managed to get some down the slats of the radiator. Motherhood is more puke and less fantasy earth goddess.