Who wins the smallest micropenis on Saidit award?

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[–]elchupacabra[S] 11 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

u/JasonCarswell

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

False, proven 8" in chat last night.

[–]dicknipples 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Your mom says that's not yours

[–]Alphix 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is true...

[–]HongKongPhooey 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

I second the nomination of Dragonerne

[–]Dragonerne 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

Because you're jewish

[–]dicknipples 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Awe - your butt hurt?

(If you really must know, he's actually Penrod "Penry" Pooch, working at a police station as a "mild-mannered" janitor under the glare of Sergeant "Sarge" Flint.)

[–]Dragonerne 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I found it hilarious that he'd mention me, because I never really interact with him and just blame jews, so I thought he must've been butthurt about my comments about jews.

I'm happy to have been nominated and at the top. I'm always number 1.

[–]elchupacabra[S] 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

u/Dragonerne

[–]dicknipples 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

/u/SMCAB

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

I agree. Getting nominated for something so stupid on a website full of retards is a badge of honor for me, and I'll take the award gladly. Problem is your mother squirts all over it, so I'm doing something right.

[–]dicknipples 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

true to form...

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Well I wouldn't want to disappoint, you little fatfuck faggot. Your parents are disappointed enough. No reason to add to your misery.

[–]WetAssPussy 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

/u/1Icemonkey

[–]1Icemonkey 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

It’s not so small when I ram it up your ass!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank you!

[–]legly 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

phaggot

[–]elchupacabra[S] 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

I vote u/Chipit

[–]Chipit 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (10 children)

https://media.scored.co/post/HbEt5vc5XLyO.jpeg

This was supposed to be a meme, not real people's actual reaction

Just kidding, I'm most likely replying to an AI script.

[–]elchupacabra[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

What's this? FTM tranny projection?

[–]Chipit 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Blue

[–]elchupacabra[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

Liking blue doesn't make you a boy, chipit.

[–]Chipit 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Blue.

Say the line, shill!

[–]elchupacabra[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

What lol

[–]Chipit 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Blue

[–]elchupacabra[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Saying it won't make you grow a penis, chippy.

[–]Chipit 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Blue

[–]FuckYourMom 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I’ll toss in u/fuckyourmom

[–]dicknipples 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

/u/SoCo

[–]WetAssPussy 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

/u/Bonn1770

[–]Bonn1770 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

THIS BITCH BE LYIN' I GOT INCHES

[–]BISH 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

BISH the largest micropenis.
It's actually a millipenis (1/1000th penis).

[–]dicknipples 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I wanted to nominate you, and didn't want to get your usual response, but now... I am indeed proud of you for speaking up.

[–]elchupacabra[S] 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

u/FuckTardMonkey

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

/u/elchupacabra OFC

[–]elchupacabra[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

:o

[–]Alphix 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

seconded.

[–]dicknipples 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

/u/Gravi

[–]Gravi 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

It's rather impossible to have a dick smaller than your dicknipple.

[–]EternalSunset 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

This guy wins for the biggest gigadongolong. 😎

This guy wins for the tiniest bingoling. 🤭

[–]dicknipples 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

🌅𓂺

[–]EternalSunset 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You need to add another hieroglyph besides it, else it gets censored by the windows os. Like this:

𓀐𓂺

[–]Oyveygoyim 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

You jews can't stop thinking about dicks.

[–]Questionable 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Well I have an excuse! I was in the pool! ‼‽

[–]Dregan 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It may not be 12 inches but it sure smells like a foot.

[–]LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

/u/jumba_jubika

[–]dicknipples 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Don't even mess with a chat homie, nigga. And give homie his money, you cheeky monkey.

[–]RaverJodes 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I wanna compete just for shits and giggles. But truth is I have one god damn massive dong. Gonna make you all look like you have nanopenises 😂 watch me wave the fucker about and prepare to be in awe

[–]dicknipples 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Yep - just what micropenis Saiditors would say.

But are you a contender for the smallest? 🤔

[–]Alphix 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Probably me, since it's only a little bit over 7 inches.

[–]dicknipples 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Je suis vraiment désolé, mon ami

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Oh no, it's fine, I've hit "painful bottom" (inside women) fairly often. I think I'm just the right size and any longer is going to hinder their pleasure. I'm pleny wide too and past 6.5" or so, girth matters more than length FOR SURE.

[–]dicknipples 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

🤦‍♂️

[–]legly 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

picopenis

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u/sneako

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

u/usehername