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How to Fix the Border
submitted 2 months ago by MagicMike from self.funny
Fill the Rio Grande with fresh water crocodiles.
[–]UncleWillard56 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - 2 months ago (1 child)
Do what Trump and Merkel did - pay off the folks who are letting them cross their country to get to ours. Trump told Mexico he'd tariff all Mexican goods at 50% unless they did something at their Southern border, and it reduced the caravans. Merkel/EU paid North African countries to stop them at their Southern borders and it ended up disrupting the refugee business in countries like Niger where most were coming through. That and maybe start prosecuting/deporting anyone who breaks the law and enters illegally.
[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 months ago (0 children)
Maybe shoot trespassers on sight? /s
[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 2 months ago (2 children)
Could just mine the border.
[–]MobiusRacetrack 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 2 months ago (1 child)
Said this many times, don't need actual mines just signs.......
[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 months ago (0 children)
The North/South Korean border has those unmanned, automated machine guns that kill everything on site, and I haven't heard of a single South Korean person sneaking into North Korea in Ages!
[–]twolanterns 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 1 month ago (0 children)
NOTE there has to be a will to "fix" the border
the current demlefty regime has a reason to be selling out the country by enabling this invasion - its well beyond criminal negligence
[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 months ago (0 children)
Wall. Period.
[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 months ago (0 children)
The border is not the problem. The problem is that people who want to flood this country with Hispanic immigrants are in power.
[–]Titanic 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 months ago (0 children)
Miles of Cactus plantation. The kind that break off and go into you, the kind that make you itchy and the poisonous kind that grows in africa (not technically a CACTUS, but a euphorbia). Boom done.
[–]Smalls 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 months ago (0 children)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiRRIHfzA_Q
Keep in mind that this video was uploaded 13 years ago.
[–]UncleWillard56 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - (1 child)
[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (2 children)
[–]MobiusRacetrack 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - (1 child)
[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)
[–]twolanterns 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]Titanic 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]Smalls 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)