How to Fix the Border

submitted by MagicMike from self.funny

Fill the Rio Grande with fresh water crocodiles.

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[–]UncleWillard56 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Do what Trump and Merkel did - pay off the folks who are letting them cross their country to get to ours. Trump told Mexico he'd tariff all Mexican goods at 50% unless they did something at their Southern border, and it reduced the caravans. Merkel/EU paid North African countries to stop them at their Southern borders and it ended up disrupting the refugee business in countries like Niger where most were coming through. That and maybe start prosecuting/deporting anyone who breaks the law and enters illegally.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe shoot trespassers on sight? /s

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Could just mine the border.

[–]MobiusRacetrack 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Said this many times, don't need actual mines just signs.......

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The North/South Korean border has those unmanned, automated machine guns that kill everything on site, and I haven't heard of a single South Korean person sneaking into North Korea in Ages!

[–]twolanterns 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

NOTE there has to be a will to "fix" the border

the current demlefty regime has a reason to be selling out the country by enabling this invasion - its well beyond criminal negligence

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wall. Period.

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The border is not the problem. The problem is that people who want to flood this country with Hispanic immigrants are in power.

[–]Titanic 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Miles of Cactus plantation. The kind that break off and go into you, the kind that make you itchy and the poisonous kind that grows in africa (not technically a CACTUS, but a euphorbia). Boom done.

[–]Smalls 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiRRIHfzA_Q

Keep in mind that this video was uploaded 13 years ago.