This is sure to help: Macron Blames Video Games For Riots

kingsmeg · 2023-08-28T22:32:16+00:00

I wonder how many hours it took to film that. How many edits. I'll wager all of the close-ups use the hand of a stand-in.

And of course may I present my own version of Biden's white board:

clock drawing test

kingsmeg · 2023-08-10T00:45:34+00:00

You know who else used the sea to hide their submarines? The NAZIS !!!

I rest my case.

/end audition for Rachel Maddow's job

kingsmeg · 2023-07-23T20:58:22+00:00

If I allowed my wife to dress me and do my hair, that might be the result.

kingsmeg · 2023-08-18T21:58:49+00:00

Local authorities in Los Angeles have warned their people to board up windows, stack sandbags, and refuse to testify against the hurricane in a court of law in order to avoid being suicided. "The threat is real," warned McBeely.

kingsmeg · 2023-08-02T22:39:36+00:00

With or without the crust?

kingsmeg · 2023-07-14T21:13:15+00:00

"Not my concern."

Then he realized what he just said, and started his stump speech.

kingsmeg · 2023-06-21T13:01:23+00:00

Perhaps next year another crew of amateurs can build yet another carbon fiber sub and take tourists down to view the remains of the Titan lying next to the Titanic on the ocean floor.

If enough rich people keep paying $250K a pop to do this, eventually our problems will be solved.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-29T10:15:43+00:00

Holy crap, this is real? Not snark?

Oh well, someone has to do worse than Ben Gleib.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-27T00:27:18+00:00

Please, Poland, submit an official extradition request. As we learned from the Meng Wanzhou affair, extraditions in Canada are purely a matter of law and order, with no political interference whatsoever. So if you submit a valid request, Canada should immediately arrest him and begin proceedings to hand him over.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-01T00:18:49+00:00

How is Kyle different than any clown you see in corporate media?

Worse hair.

kingsmeg · 2023-07-08T03:27:14+00:00

Wait til his toilet breaks, he'll remember.

kingsmeg · 2023-07-01T00:19:46+00:00

.....1789. Video games were invented in 1789.

kingsmeg · 2023-06-21T21:19:03+00:00

Now 2,999. We need a can-do attitude, not this defeatism.

kingsmeg · 2023-10-02T21:41:01+00:00

Welp. No more movie N@zis as the bad guys. From now on, we'll have movie Russians as bad guys, and the good guys will have Sw@stika and Totenkopf patches. Maybe stylized so they can call them the 'punisher' logo.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-23T02:39:04+00:00

Don't tell anyone, but I used to be a big Olivia Newton-John fan.

What can I say. I was young. Of course my tastes have changed a little over the years.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-18T15:21:04+00:00

A highly skilled politician, Zelenskyy has been the star draw...

That's a funny way of saying idiot cokehead with marionette strings attached to his arms and mouth.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-10T21:45:45+00:00

tl;dr: "Waaaah! We're losing!"

kingsmeg · 2023-09-07T16:38:04+00:00

Stop. Stop! I can only vote for Trump so many times.

Pence: "Should the new populism of the right seize and guide our party, the Republican Party we've long known will cease to exist"

kingsmeg · 2023-08-23T02:42:02+00:00

I liked him better without the giant SUV in the background. Couldn't he spend a couple grand on an old rusty tractor? Doesn't he have image consultants to tell him that?

kingsmeg · 2023-08-21T14:59:11+00:00

I don't get it. I have it on good authority, from no less than my Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, that truckers are irremediable racists, misogynists, and terrorists who should not be tolerated in our society. Yet here is one catching human traffickers? Does not compute.

kingsmeg · 2023-07-22T01:20:24+00:00

Some classics:

The B-52's - Rock Lobster

Sheb Wooley - The Purple People Eater

Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow

kingsmeg · 2023-07-20T00:38:26+00:00

Much has changed I guess since the Korean war. Klinger was simply ahead of his time.

kingsmeg · 2023-07-16T16:24:57+00:00

The DNC doesn't let outsiders torch their campaigns. They burn their campaigns to the ground from the inside.

kingsmeg · 2023-07-15T16:32:23+00:00

Genius. In a fair election, he would win in a landslide.

kingsmeg · 2023-07-07T00:26:28+00:00

2nd? Is there really someone in USA more hated than she whose turn it was?

kingsmeg · 2023-06-28T23:43:14+00:00

Also, they're all Putin puppets and Russian bots.

kingsmeg · 2023-06-19T03:39:34+00:00

SETI is about to receive an alien transmission telling humans to unite against Russia and support the rules-based order. That will get the 80% of the world siding with Russia to toe the US line !!!

kingsmeg · 2023-12-23T00:31:01+00:00

They should just start calling them what they are: target practice. As in the USS Practice Target 1 through USS Practice Target 11.

kingsmeg · 2023-10-20T15:52:20+00:00

At a fundamental level, MrBeast’s video is inspiration porn, meant to portray abled people as the selfless heroes waging war against the diabolical villain known as disability

If you ever see one of these people IRL, poke 'em in the eyes. See how they like being blind. If they go running to the doctor, tell them they're being 'ableist'.

kingsmeg · 2023-10-14T22:22:56+00:00

Translation:

"Wait, we haven't gotten our Photoshop brigade to make up any realistic pics yet, can we get back to you on Tuesday with the images we're going to 'validate'?"

kingsmeg · 2023-09-27T23:17:46+00:00

Here in Montreal, I wait. It's one of 2 cities in North America where it's illegal to turn right on a red light. I guess city hall thinks we're all morons. The 2nd city is NYC. That one is understandable.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-24T16:03:19+00:00

Stay classy, WaPo

question was asked about the recently launched impeachment inquiry aimed at Biden by House Republicans, despite the absence of direct evidence of an impeachable offense by the president.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-24T15:50:26+00:00

Again, what can I say. Listening to Olivia Newton-John won't help me get through a boring day of work, or help me stay awake on the drive home.

You have to imagine it like the sonic equivalent of a Michael Bay Transformers movie. The non-stop in-your-face noise and violence becomes poetic at a certain point.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-21T18:49:06+00:00

Practice makes perfect.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-21T18:40:04+00:00

Never fear. The voting machine will correct your error, and report you to the proper authorities for re-education.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-21T18:29:50+00:00

Wait til you see the Kang or Kodos they put up against her. Since she lost to Bad Orange Man, they're going to have to find someone even worse. Charles Manson and Pablo Escobar are dead, so they're out. Is Noriega still in a US prison somewhere? Where is El Chapo these days?

Are any former GOP officials currently in prison for animal buggery? Or are they delusional enough to think someone involved in the Jan 6 demonstrations will be hated by the electorate?

kingsmeg · 2023-09-19T17:20:41+00:00

Can't have global warming and nuclear winter, bitches! Plus,.we get rid of most of those icky poors! It's a win-win. Just have to back Russia far enough into a corner.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-19T00:15:30+00:00

They should ask the Russians to help. The Russian military has no trouble finding them in Syria, no matter the altitude they're flying.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-18T15:26:15+00:00

A former test pilot said F-35 jets — Lockheed Martin's fifth-generation stealth aircraft — were intended for air superiority and strike missions and were "designed precisely" to fight and win in the kind of war happening in Ukraine, Insider previously reported. The US Air Force deployed F-35s to NATO's front line to patrol for Russian missiles following the invasion of Ukraine.

Bwahahahaha!!! Please, send that flying trashcan to Ukraine, that will surely be the Wunderwaffen that wins the war!

They aren't flying F-35s anywhere near Russian forces, because Russian electronic warfare measures can brick the F-35's electronics, forcing the pilot to fly blind and try to find his way home by following landmarks on the ground. Also, Russian satellites and fighters can see the 'stealth' fighter, so presumably their missiles can too.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-16T00:04:04+00:00

velvet underground - venus in furs

Rush - The Weapon

Scorpions - China White

And some vintage Canadian rock: Streetheart - Look In Your Eyes

kingsmeg · 2023-09-14T02:22:11+00:00

Oooh. I'm scared now.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-13T19:09:10+00:00

Working on an automatic battery-powered pitchfork sharpener. Should I use gofundme?

kingsmeg · 2023-09-04T19:12:24+00:00

USA puts political prisoners behind bars for decades, in barbaric conditions, to set an example. The only way Assange would have any hope whatsoever of going free is if he comes out as trans and Indigenous, and maybe schizophrenic.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-03T22:57:23+00:00

I would have loved to have seen that. I used to watch good welders work, that's how I learned how to be a bad welder. Mine tend to look like this:

This exhaust pipe used to leak. It still does, but it used to too.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-02T04:19:25+00:00

Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round

kingsmeg · 2023-08-31T15:12:36+00:00

I have a devilishly clever plan. We need people in every state, civic-minded patriots who will do what's right, to change their names to None Of The Above. We could take over the country.

kingsmeg · 2023-08-31T02:28:20+00:00

I really want to see Biden and The Turtle in a head-to-head clock-drawing contest. What the hell, throw in Feinstein too, and maybe AOC. She's not all there in the head either.

kingsmeg · 2023-08-27T21:54:11+00:00

We need to petition her to take a raft next time she wants to prattle on about whatever. What could be more environmentally friendly than a bunch of logs tied together and a makeshift sail and rudder? I'm surprised that Swedish ~~-kid-~~ adult woman, Greta Thunberg, hasn't tried this. It would be performative as hell, she would be on the news for weeks as dozens of planes searched for her remains.

kingsmeg · 2023-08-24T01:14:10+00:00

This is the sort of useful information that keeps bringing me back to WOTB.

kingsmeg · 2023-08-18T21:58:04+00:00

The Bee nails it again.

kingsmeg · 2023-08-12T15:41:26+00:00

"I see nothing wrong here," said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "So he's on tape taking bribes. It's not like it proves he took bribes or something."

kingsmeg · 2023-08-09T17:52:57+00:00

Horseshoe theory !!!11

kingsmeg · 2023-07-26T13:20:14+00:00

STOP SHOUTING !!11!

kingsmeg · 2023-07-24T22:37:20+00:00

Is it election season already?

kingsmeg · 2023-07-20T01:01:10+00:00

When asked by a journalist about his son Hunter's WhatsApp conversation that seemed to place Biden in the room as Hunter demanded bribe money, the wily politician quickly changed the subject by asking the journalist if he had any delicious little children.

kingsmeg · 2023-07-13T04:11:05+00:00

How to be proven right about 95% of the time: take the opposite position to whatever the US government or media is saying.

For example: White House puts out a press briefing saying Putin fell down a flight of stairs and shat himself.

You: Biden fell down a flight of stairs and shat himself.

Works almost every time. Except I literally can't bring myself to listen to US 'news'. My blood pressure doesn't allow it.

kingsmeg · 2023-07-12T19:04:54+00:00

They're going to make it very difficult to buy torches and pitchforks. I suggest we stock up now.

kingsmeg · 2023-07-11T22:46:29+00:00

He looks like a dejected little green man version of the great Gazoo hovering around the important people wondering how he can fuck everything up again.

kingsmeg · 2023-07-07T23:06:26+00:00

Looks like he's been frequenting the Great Balls disguise emporium.

kingsmeg · 2023-07-07T02:33:20+00:00

More like turds in a punchbowl.

kingsmeg · 2023-07-07T00:47:21+00:00

The only woman who could possibly have given HRC a run for 'most hated' would have been Thatcher.

kingsmeg · 2023-07-04T20:42:51+00:00

Answering the question as to how you can get your cocaine delivered to the White House. Answer: you get the White House doctor to prescribe you cocaine hydrochloride, and have the pharmacy deliver it. Probably cheaper than street crack too.

kingsmeg · 2023-06-23T19:39:47+00:00

He said OceanGate's "engineering focused, innovative approach... flies in the face of the submersible orthodoxy, but that is the nature of innovation".

He did innovate in the field of flattening humans at high speed, so....?

kingsmeg · 2023-06-18T01:20:33+00:00

Maybe they won't find us here?

kingsmeg · 2023-06-17T16:20:49+00:00

Speaking as an evolutionary psychologist myself, the problems that afflict modern humanity began +6,000 years before a bunch of backwards desert sheepherders started calling themselves Israel.

kingsmeg · 2023-06-15T19:48:35+00:00

I see no signs that reddit is going to capitulate. I've lost about 75% of the subs I used to browse, and all I'm left with over there are the shitlibs and the subs that are apparently shitlibs in disguise.

The way I see it, the man shuts down places like WOTB every few years to prevent people from organizing in any serious way. Every place I've ever found where I could have an honest discussion was eventually shut down or turned to such dogshit I had to leave.

I sometimes think Maybe it's me? Naaaah. The problem is everyone else in the world :P

kingsmeg · 2023-06-15T02:30:25+00:00

I read on r/worldnews that the spring offensive is going great and that Ukraine is recapturing massive amounts of territory, so I guess Biden's re-election is secure. Especially if the same people are running the election as in '20.

kingsmeg · 2022-09-05T22:07:00+00:00

Ask an atheist. They have thousands of years' practice staying incognito for fear of being burnt alive.

kingsmeg · 2024-05-07T01:11:27+00:00

Try posting this over or r/politics or whatever and you'll be banned within seconds. It might take a little bit longer for YouTube.

kingsmeg · 2024-03-28T00:43:47+00:00

The article would be more convincing if USA knew how to build hypersonic missiles.

As it is, they haven't been able to gather enough data and missile fragments from Ukraine to copy Russia's.

kingsmeg · 2024-02-06T14:02:24+00:00

Happy are the stupid / feeble-minded --Jesus

kingsmeg · 2023-12-12T13:40:46+00:00

Karine Jean-Pierre is about to get a promotion? There aren't that many LGBTQRSTUV women of color to choose from.

kingsmeg · 2023-12-06T20:57:34+00:00

Even more so conflating banksters and Jews.

kingsmeg · 2023-11-25T19:27:21+00:00

As mentioned in the article, these are already being deployed and tested in real battlefield conditions in Ukraine. And of course Israel has been working on this for many years, using Gaza as a testing ground.

The funniest bit in the article was the stated goal of producing enough of these autonomous killer drones to enable USA to win a war against China. Presumably they mean they want to design said killer robots and outsource manufacture of them to China?

kingsmeg · 2023-11-13T01:20:08+00:00

Huh. Good thing USA sold Russia all their uranium. I wonder who approved that deal?

kingsmeg · 2023-11-13T01:18:58+00:00

I hear Dubya is available, should Blair turn down the gig. I don't think they can afford Darth Cheney.

kingsmeg · 2023-11-11T02:05:27+00:00

Don't know what made me think of this, this week:

Master of Puppets

kingsmeg · 2023-11-04T13:06:12+00:00

510 children may have died in Ukraine to date, that doesn't mean Russia killed them.

kingsmeg · 2023-10-28T13:40:21+00:00

It's human nature to be more affected by the deaths of people like us, that we identify as our tribe. So it's natural for the American ruling class to be affected by the deaths of people who identify as Aryan Nazis.

kingsmeg · 2023-10-24T19:01:51+00:00

Perhaps some of his former students are running the WEF and came up with that whole 'you will own nothing and be happy' thing....?

kingsmeg · 2023-10-24T15:04:27+00:00

Congratulations everyone, the US currency the 'greenback' has again been devalued by a factor of 10x.

kingsmeg · 2023-10-20T15:48:31+00:00

It doesn't fucking work, so they're doing the poors a bit of a favor here.

kingsmeg · 2023-10-19T01:03:26+00:00

I never saw the point in getting angry with people who disagree with you, or vice-versa. Listen to/read what they have to say. If they have a good argument, learn from it. If it turns out the person is a moron who can't think their way out of a paper bag, move on. Smugly, if you must.

If I had to be angry with everyone I hold any disagreement with, I would be angry with nearly 8 billion people, including the entire coterie of regulars at WoTB.

kingsmeg · 2023-10-16T04:32:59+00:00

China is in the Middle East? Wait, I thought it was in the North Atlantic?

All of these fucking morons need to look at a map once in a while.

kingsmeg · 2023-10-15T14:14:36+00:00

As I wrote in another comment, ideological systems devolve into stupidity. Because within an ideological system, anyone who tries to make intelligent and rational decisions will be purged for ideological impurity, which is treason.

kingsmeg · 2023-10-11T03:57:45+00:00

There's a reason USA is letting in millions of refugees, and giving each and every one of them a personal tracking device, aka a cellphone.

service guarantees citizenship

kingsmeg · 2023-10-06T18:06:10+00:00

He teaches undergrads, to some degree. I think he has his ear closer to the common man than you or I, and I am the common man (on paper).

kingsmeg · 2023-10-02T21:35:24+00:00

Surprised they're not banning them and then accusing Russia of using them against themselves in the Donbass.

kingsmeg · 2023-10-02T21:34:13+00:00

What will it take for these braindead partisans not to keep quintupling down on their previous idiotic medical choices?

Natural selection.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-30T04:26:06+00:00

Early polling indicated a 6% increase in her favorability rating in the wake of her death.

Quick, somebody send this article to Baby Doc Trudeau. His polling is in the toilet right now, he could do with the boost. And we could do with a break.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-30T04:12:13+00:00

Nana Mouskouri - Plaisir d'amour -live 1974

Might have been that year, but in Montreal. I got a horrific nosebleed right before the concert, and sat there for 2 hours with a big wad of tissue up my nose. 3rd row center. She spent the entire concert staring at me.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-29T20:11:48+00:00

Jesus.

Nothing has done more for America’s global clout since the first Gulf war than its support for Ukraine.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-27T23:34:15+00:00

Funny.

kingsmeg · 2023-09-27T00:11:53+00:00

See, this is why I can't be a politician. I would have stood in front of the old fuck and given him 3 solid "Sieg Heil!" salutes. Just to see if he would respond in kind.

Or Elensky. They're saying Elensky gave him a fist pump or some shit. Watch the video, he gave him the arm-out Nazi salute, slightly abbreviated so he could maintain some deniability.

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