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[–]Canbot 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Just get a hooker. The days of there being a distinction between hookers and regular girls are over. You aren't going to find a virgin past highschool anymore.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Wouldn't bareback a hooker, that's how you get death cooties.

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

All girls are that dirty these days.

The reality is that most STDs are spread by gay men.

With that said, obviously you are going to want to wrap it, and most hookers will insist you do.

[–]hfxB0oyA 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Your attitude is standing in your way. Try actually finding a girl you like and try building a relationship, instead of considering them all whores.

[–]SueBoyle 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

So if you want somebody to drop a load on your face, you should go to Reddit

[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You're probably not gonna die a virgin if you don't kill yourself. It's just trivially easy to get laid once you're in your late twenties/early thirties.

[–]Gaslov 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Go be a normal incel and virtue signal on reddit. Maybe you can hook up with a tranny if it isn't working out groveling for liberal women.

[–]SeethingPeasant 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You need a banana cleaner

[–]CheeseWizard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Listen, Gohan. You want pussy. But the pussy doesn't deserve you. And you will suffer, for so long as you don't acknowledge your value, and learn what it means to be a real saiyan. You have a cock, Gohan, a great cock. And these sex worker lifestyle pussies, will grow old one day and seek you on their knees to settle. That's when you need to be strong, Gohan, and never take a loveless pussy. Refuse to accept a pussy that doesn't love you. People with bad character deserve no dick.

I don't have much more time. Cell is coming to step on my hea...

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I gotta say, you went from 0 to 100 here. You're not horny, you don't care, you're just curious...

... Tell the president, this is injustice, this is worse than slavery.

I dunno, I think maybe you care a little.

[–]KyleIsThisTall 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's the only thing females have of value. Too bad you can't just rape and kill them. And instaho made them more expensive because simos will oay them just fir existing .