I have never met a happy lesbian.

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[–]aaarrgh 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nor a happy feminist.

[–]ActuallyNot 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (11 children)

Maybe they just don't like you, and are happy when you've gone.

[–]GST893 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (10 children)

How can a soulless entity comment on happiness?

[–]F--K_OFF_JACKASS 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

ALL LESBIANS GET VACCINATED! ALL LESBIANS GET VACCINATED! ALL LESBIANS GET VACCINATED! ALL LESBIANS GET VACCINATED! ALL LESBIANS GET VACCINATED! ALL LESBIANS GET VACCINATED! ALL LESBIANS GET VACCINATED! ALL LESBIANS GET VACCINATED!

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

Souls don't exist.

[–]GST893 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Not for you they don't.

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I've got bad news about Santa Claus too.

[–]GST893 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Let me guess. You got that "news" from cnn or Wikipedia?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

lol did you really reply with that

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nah, mate. Worked it out at some point in my youth. Maybe a school colleague told me.

[–]StillLessons 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

This single comment illuminates for me in perfect clarity every exchange in which you and I have engaged. Thank you for this.

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How do you feel about the Easter bunny?

[–]la_cues(>0u0)> 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

hm

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

all women are bi

they all want chad

if he's not around then they go for other women

[–]nootypie 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (6 children)

are you ready to accept that all men are bi too then?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

yeah tho it's like if you can understand why brad pitt is hot

it's not like all guys will only go for the hottest women first, and then if they can't get her they will fuck other guys. They will fuck the next hottest women, then the next, then down the line till they get to fat girls which they will also fuck.

[–]usehername 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

yeah tho it's like if you can understand why brad pitt is hot

Would you have sex with Brad Pitt?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

no. I don't think all men are bi, men are different from women. I do recognize why some men are hot and others aren't, you might think that means bi. I guess your definition is whether you'd have sex with someone or not and I agree on that.

[–]usehername 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You just contradicted yourself and stated one completely irrelevant and obvious fact.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

nope

are you gay

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

No

[–]democracy_blows 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (20 children)

Once you start giving into your base passions, it dulls you. You have to keep going farther and farther. You'll never be satisfied.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Well done for defending your virginity so valiantly.

[–]usehername 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

If you consider same-sex attraction one of your base passions, I have some news for you.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

😵

[–]democracy_blows 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, its an aberration.

[–]F--K_OFF_JACKASS 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT LESBIANS TASTE JUST LIKE CHICKEN.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

we have right to pursue happiness

[–]democracy_blows 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You'll never find it that way.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

that's life

it's hard and you'll never be fully happy but still you gotta strive towards it

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    [–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

    could this be part of the reason why we have so many suicides in the lgbT community?

    Nah. It's discrimination, bullying and lack of acceptance:

    Socially transitioned transgender children who are supported in their gender identity have developmentally normative levels of depression and only minimal elevations in anxiety, suggesting that psychopathology is not inevitable within this group.

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      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

      was that fake like matthew shepard, killed cuz of a drug deal?

      [–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

      i do understand that discrimination is part of the equation, but i still insist that this lifestyle leaves many hanging at the end of a rope, this lifestyle looks good to them in the beginning but then it leaves them holding a bag of air.

      There's no "lifestyle" that you have to take if you're gay. Certainly gay men tend to have a lot of casual sex in their youth, because they only have to pick up men, which is easy. But they don't all. And most settle down with someone they love when their teens and twenties pass.

      my next attempt will be an overdose on a gram of morphine.. my dealer friend that i know lives fourteen miles from my residence. i would simply check into a motel and go to sleep, they would find me in the morning at checkout time.

      If you're getting as far as suicide ideation, (And you're in the USA, and not Russia), you should give that National Suicide Prevention Lifeline a quick call first. 1-800-273-8255.

      since i dont have any friends, i wont.

      Don't go discounting all those people you drink with the in the bar where nobody wears masks.

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        [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

        it's a cry for help or you wouldn't mention it here

        you're not suicidal just lonely

        [–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

        To be fair, I suspect that you're trolling rather than expressing a true suicidal ideation.

        But it's a situation where I'd rather err on the side of caution. Suicide is a tragedy. Be safe and take care.