Trump too senile to remember when *he* was president.

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[–]GuyWhite 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (10 children)

Trump is going to have to make a whole lot more of those gaffs if he ever hopes to catch up with sleepy Joe’s senility.

[–]ActuallyNot[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

Joe speaks like an old man, but he doesn't show signs of having lost the plot completely.

Joe hasn't forgotten when he was president, or whether he knew the fraudulent claims he'd made about the value of his apartment.

[–]GuyWhite 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Joe has forgotten that he is President several times. He has referred to himself as a senator and Cameltoe Harris as President twice.

As far as fraud, nobody can match the Biden crime syndicate’s influence peddling and racketeering.

Many folks believe the valuations were fair. At most, that was a victimless crime if the evaluation s were high…the loans were paid in full.

[–]ActuallyNot[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He has referred to himself as a senator and Cameltoe Harris as President twice.

Harder to claim that those aren't slips of the tongue rather than the mind.

Trump was on the witness stand, trying to defend himself against the fraud he'd committed. He got a whole sentence out about "Russia and China and keeping our country safe".

[–]BobOki 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Of course Joe has not forgotten when he was president yet, he still is.... even if he is sleeping through most of it.

[–]ActuallyNot[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

He thinks clearly enough.

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

For what? His child sniffing duties?

[–]topiary2 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You just gave yourself away as a dumbass, you clearly have not been paying attention if you genuinely believe this.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Joe speaks like an old man, but he doesn't show signs of having lost the plot completely

So how are things in opposite land?

[–]makesyoudownvote 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I don't think this is true at all.

Biden has referred to Kamela Harris as president at least twice, he has forgotten when he was Vice President.

They are both (Trump and Biden) senile, but more so they are both under unrealistic scrutiny. Any person would make some of these mistakes senile or not.

[–]ActuallyNot[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Biden has referred to Kamela Harris as president at least twice

If the "vice" didn't come across in the microphone it doesn't mean that he doesn't know who she is.

Trump didn't make a slip like that. He was on the witness stand, saying that he didn't recall signing the document with his signature on, because he was "so busy in the White House, focusing on Russia and China and keeping our country safe". That's not one dropped syllable. That's him genuinely thinking he was president in 2021.

Any person would make some of these mistakes senile or not.

On the witness stand? Under oath? I don't think many people would make that mistake.

[–]Hematomato 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you need to be senile to have a temporary memory lapse that leads to a verbal fuckup, then, I'm, like, fifty thousand years old.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Last year I spent the entire year thinking I was a year older. I got to the my next birthday and then realised.

[–]ActuallyNot[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (39 children)

Forgetting when someone else was president is one thing. But this senile old pervert is struggling to grasp the basic facts of his own life less than 3 years ago.

The defence didn't cross examine, they wisely got the fat orange embarrassment the anatidae of the stand before he could do any more damage to his case.

He'd already claimed that he didn't know that his new York apartment was overstated to the bank. When it was pointed out to him that he himself had told forbes that it was 33,000 square feet (three times the actual area). He his reply was, well it was because they included the roof and the elevator shafts.

Elevator shafts.

FFS.

Who does he how will believe there's 22,000 square foot of elevator shafts?

[–]BobOki 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (33 children)

I am no fan of Trump, or Biden... but you kinda sound a little TDS.

[–]ActuallyNot[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (32 children)

The GOP have been pushing a "senile Biden" line to try to get the jump on Trumps loss of facilities.

We should have a truthful post amongst all the BDS we see here.

[–]BobOki 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

Biden is a shit president who has done shit all and literally has fallen asleep during multiple events and is an embarrassment on the global stage as he stammers through speeches and smells children. Trump was a shit president who did little helpful to anyone but the rich and was an embarrassment on the global stage with his mouth.

We should have a truthful post about both these shit ass parties, the fucking delusional morons who are all in on either camp, and how these partisan politics are ruining the country while we make excuses for all the new ways the rich fuck you in the ass.

[–]ActuallyNot[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

Biden is a shit president who has done shit all

As is normal for democratic presidents, he's seen a drop in unemployment compared to Trump.

They've made gains in marriage equality, with health insurance, with antidiscrimination and is holding back some of the federatlist society's assault on reproductive rights.

And he's made some good resourcing changes. He's freed federal prisoners who were imprisoned for marijuana possession.

And he's doing his job. He's not playing more golf than professional golf players, he's not spending 2 hours a day in "executive time" and he's able to understand his intelligence briefings.

But certainly the most important thing he's doing, and the reason why he was elected is that hes not Trump:

There's not a criminal in the white-house. He's not put his children in positions of power. He's not pouring taxpayer's money into his own businesses. He's not got people using official channels to push partisan propaganda. He's not threatening our friends in NATO, he's not taking military secrets to unsecured locations and getting billions of dollars of saudi money mysteriously. He's rebuilding some of the damage Trump did to the Iran nuclear deal, he's not sinking trade deals with our friends and handing economic control to China. He's not cozying up with the dictators Kim Jong Un, Vladimir Putin or Xi. He's not sinking global efforts to limit damage from climate change, he's not allowing increased pollution when IQ levels are dropping in the US.

And he's restoring confidence to the justice department. He's gone out of his way to allow prosecutions against his family to proceed. He's not turned over the chief justice to a partisan hack who forced the halting of investigations against him, smoothed the release of the findings of his crimes with the press by not releasing the report until the press cycle had digested his thoroughly misleading summary, and probably force the department to pursue a bullshit story about Burisma that appears to be based on a single confidential human source that is Rudy Giuliani.

His family didn't receive a stack of trademarks in China after he met with Xi, he hasn't sold presidential pardons for $2 million each.

He's arrogance doesn't get in the way of him communicating with the public. He doesn't draw on a map of a cyclone path with a sharpie.

And he's not lied: He hasn't claimed that he won't take a salary when he does. He hasn't obstructed justice.

[–]BobOki 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

looks at the wall of text trying to dick suck a rich person

No thanks, keep your delusions and let me know when those rich old white children sniffers send you all that money you must think you will get for defending them. The rest of us will be back here, laughing at your partisan ass.

p.s. Last I checked it was 100% ok and encouraged by the current administration to discriminate against white males, so maybe stop spreading that hypocritical propaganda.

[–]ActuallyNot[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

looks at the wall of text trying to dick suck a rich person

Sorry. What's your point here?

p.s. Last I checked it was 100% ok and encouraged by the current administration to discriminate against white males, so maybe stop spreading that hypocritical propaganda.

I'm not familiar with discrimination against white males. Where do you check to see the percentage of how ok it is?

[–]BobOki 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Point is I see you defending a rich politician. Gross.

If you are not familiar, I assume either you are all in, or you live under a rock and have not seen technology past the rotary phone. There is no other way you could not have it shit all in your face without just lying.

[–]ActuallyNot[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Point is I see you defending a rich politician. Gross.

It's not gross to defend someone against false attacks. Especially in politics where an attack against one person is support for an opponent. Who, in this case, is probably worth a few hundred times more.

If you are not familiar, I assume either you are all in, or you live under a rock and have not seen technology past the rotary phone.

White males aren't a particularly at risk group for discrimination. Especially in the white-house. Of the 45 presidents, 44 have been white males, and the other was an unusually great orator.

What group are white males at a disadvantage to because of discrimination?

Where do you check to see the percentage of how ok it is?

[–]BobOki 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

TIL, the white house is how we decide what is or is not discrimination. What a weasely way to completely avoid the topic while acting like you were actually talking about it by saying something UTTERLY not related in any way at all. Thats not even a strawman it's so laughably bad.

So, were we are is you continue to comment literally nothing of substance to anything I say, can't even properly use a starwman, and are just blatantly poisoning the well. We are done here sir.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (21 children)

I don't think GOP had to 'push' anything. Biden forgets most thinks he's about to say, forgets he's president, forgets he's no longer VP, forgets his dead son is dead, is incapable of reading from an oversized teleprompter, randomly has outbursts of rage and naps for 16 hours a day on 300 days vacation a year. I'd be very surprised if he wasn't wearing adult diapers and on a heap of stimulants just to get him on stage for 10 minutes a month.

[–]ActuallyNot[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (20 children)

I don't think GOP had to 'push' anything.

Don't you?

I don't get any of the sense of senility from Biden that I do from someone like Mitch McConnell.

I see the GOP trying to cast things that Trump does in his senility as things that Biden does. But it's nowhere near.

Biden forgets most thinks he's about to say

That's Trump.

Biden gives speeches all the time. There's no dead-spaces like when McConnell just loses it.

forgets he's president, forgets he's no longer VP

It's Trump that can't place when he was in the whitehouse, and loses his shit if people don't call him "president".

Biden has misspoken about that. I don't see any sign that he's forgotten which his job is.

forgets his dead son is dead

He doesn't forget he's dead. He attributes Beau's cancer to burn pit exposure in Iraq. Sometime he imprecisely says that he died in Iraq.

is incapable of reading from an oversized teleprompter

He has pretty large writing on his speech notes too. He should probably wear his glasses more. That's not cognitive decline.

randomly has outbursts of rage and naps for 16 hours a day on 300 days vacation a year.

Again, that's Trump.

I'd be very surprised if he wasn't wearing adult diapers and on a heap of stimulants just to get him on stage for 10 minutes a month.

And again, that's Trump.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (19 children)

I don't get any of the sense of senility from Biden

Oh do fuck off you absolute troll.

[–]ActuallyNot[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (18 children)

Are you okay zommy?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (17 children)

Your proficiency to produce verbal diarrhoea which goes against all known observations is not a commendable trait. It's goes beyond infuriating to the point of no longer wanting to engage with you at any cost.

[–]ActuallyNot[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (16 children)

It's not against all known observations.

What's actually the problem? Is everything okay at work and home?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (15 children)

Your powers of observation are obviously failing again.

[–]topiary2 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You sound fully vaccinated.

[–]GuyWhite 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I see you’ve met ActuallyNot, the Saidit Village Idiot

[–]Ferretman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Found the Biden Bot.

[–]ID10T 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

ActuallyBot

[–]ActuallyNot[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Can you elaborate on your reasoning?

Because only a bot would question whether there's 22,000 square feet of elevator shaft in a 11,000 square foot apartment?

Or do you think that all lies propagated here are from humans, therefore anyone pointing out obvious facts must be a bot?

[–]wlh0242 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You must be talking about Pedo Pete Biden..

[–]passionflounderIndependent 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If that's the case then it would be a smooth transition if he somehow got elected

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He claimed at one point that he did not pay attention to his company’s financial statements in 2021 due to his busy schedule as commander-in-chief despite the fact that he left office in January. “I was so busy in the White House, focusing on Russia and China and keeping our country safe,” Trump said of his duties that year

Commander in chief is not the same thing as president.