Muskrat when someone is wrong on the internet

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[–]Site_rly_sux 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (28 children)

What you don't see in this photo is his mom, stumbling drunk down the stairs to the basement.

Since he was a kid, muskrat's mom has been visitng him at night for the most unspeakable reasons

Muskrat's stepfather is in a wheelchair and has problems getting his dick hard. So the mom pays visits to her son after a few bottles.

I share this not to be lurid but so that we are all understanding and empathetic with muskrat. I don't think he'll mind me sharing with the group. It's a sad story, but it's all true, I have the proof right there in duckduckgo in case anyone doesn't believe me and wants to search for it

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    [–]jet199 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

    It all makes sense when you realise the original Socks was a couple of people.

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      [–]SMCAB 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

      Says socks, who uses this account for his angry boy shtick. You fat fucks are so transparent.

      [–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (20 children)

      We can video chat any time you want. Pm me your discord or whatsapp or whatever and I'll start a call

      Edit - oh, you already said you won't. Well, the offer is open to anyone else here reading this

      [–]SaidOverRed 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

      Discord bans people for "hatespeech", so that's a bad idea. And by people, I mean you, even if you've never said anything. Yes, they'll ban you for being in a server you forgot about where someone does a wrongthink.

      Their definition of "hatespeech" is anything that is negative about a group. That's it. Call men/women silly? Banned. Say Republicans/Democrats are dumb? Banned. Literally that's it. Discord is not safe.

      [–]Psychosomatic 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

      Did you just ask for /u/Mastermustard03 's number? I sense a budding bromance! 😂

      [–]LordoftheFlies 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

      I sense mustard ending up stuck at the bottom of a hole in a cellar, being told to rub the lotion in its skin...

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          [–]Site_rly_sux 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

          Yes, agents from our department are tripping over themselves to study the deep conversation here like "lump on his balls" post on front page, the "should I hold in my farts post", raven9's study of the bigfoot invasion, or this high quality post of a basement dweller smoking

          [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

          the deep conversation here like "lump on his balls" post on front page, the "should I hold in my farts post"

          Hey these are important health alerts, why do you want saiditors to be sick, and how much is big pharma paying you to suppress knowledge of preventative medicine? These are the important questions

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            [–]Site_rly_sux 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

            Let's video chat then and you can make your own mind up

            [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

            Bigfoot investigations are insightful as fuck dude. Hang on, I'm holding in a fart 😤

            [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

            I'll tell you one difference between this 'Site' dude and socks: he is so much nicer

            What are you talking about, you act like an asshole on both accounts.

            Even if, and this is a big IF, you actually are two separate people, is there any meaningful difference? You two can be swapped in interchangeably for each other. It's a Shitlib of Sockseus paradox.

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              [–]IndianaJones 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

              I don't know what your deal is. What did Muskrat do to you exactly? When Muskrat accused this "Site Sux" fellow of being Socks, is that the only reason why you're calling Muskrat an asshole? Muskrat calling him Socks hardly qualifies as "drama" or "being a dick", unless there is some other story I'm missing.

              So why do you hate Muskrat so much? Sounds like you need a hug... hugs fruitcake ahhhh that feels so good...... ahhh

              [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

              when you bully the new users

              What bullying, y'all coming on my post and starting shit. And only the shitlib users. Why is your side so mean and nasty? It's a real turn off.

              So the 4 or 5 non-fascist users are most welcome

              The reddit NPCs have reddit to go on and repeat and agree with themselves about the approved narratives.

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                [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

                Haha, cry harder socks.

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                  [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

                  A dismissive response.

                  [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

                  He loves you really.

                  [–][deleted] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

                  Thanks for sharing, Socks.

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                    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

                    He's just making shit up. I thought he was particularly stupid one comment and just started giving him really generic DDG searches so he would edumacate hisself. I mean, like ffs, how can you manage to hone in on the most bullshit and compromised news sources without fail. Or how do you do it? You just go looking for something that justifies your beliefs and it's all partisan mouthpieces with ties to the CIA? That's a hint dude.

                    Anyways, I guess he thinks this is a stunning rebuttal but I think it makes him look pretty nasty and petty. Standard shitlib.