Chicago Mayor mad TX is flying illegals there

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[–]Questionable 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Don't pretend you haven't committed dozens, even hundreds, of crimes.

I haven't. And those 'crimes' I have accidentally committed, under your moronic assertions, don't involve invading a sovereign nation.

It's a felony, under the 1999 DMCA, to disseminate any part of the DeCSS code. Congratulations: you're a felon.

It doesn't matter how smart that you think you are. You're fucking retarded. I have become stupider, having read your nonsense.

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I haven't.

Of course you have. Every American is a felon, and if you think otherwise, it's because you don't understand the law.

And those 'crimes' I have accidentally committed, under your moronic assertions, don't involve invading a sovereign nation.

What the fuck does that matter? You're a felon, and you're eligible for a lifetime in prison.

[–]Questionable 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

According to fundamentalist. We are all tainted from birth with the original sin. You sound just like them.

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

That's a bad analogy. Fundamentalists make stuff up off the top of their heads. The hundreds of thousands of laws cover nearly every imaginable action - legal scholars estimate that the average "law-abiding" American commits about eight felonies every single day. And that's simply a fact.

[–]Questionable 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

That's even worse than the eight spiders experts claim we eat in our sleep. As It's a worse lie.

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We don't eat spiders in our sleep, and "experts" have never claimed that - it's a simple urban myth.

But we are all felons, all eligible for a life in prison, and that's simply a fact that everyone trained in law is aware of.