Arkansas cops rule suicide in death of Clinton aide linked to Jeffrey Epstein - who was found shot and tied to a tree with an electrical cord around his neck - despite no sign of weapon

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[–]Site_rly_sux 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (21 children)

  • "Okay Muscle, I have a job for you. Thirty years have passed since this air conditioning repairman was relevant which means it's the perfect time to murder him. You're to make it look like suicide"

  • "Sure thing Mr Clinton. How about I stage a hanging?"

  • "Perfect, Muscle! Stage a hanging, so that it looks like suicide. And shoot him in the chest too."

  • "Shoot him? But boss, conspiracists around the world will immediately realise that it's another Clinton killing. Why don't I just stage the hanging?"

  • "I said shoot him, Muscle!"

  • "Okay boss. And then, I, like, just drop the gun at his feet and walk away, right?"

  • "No, idiot! You take the gun with you!"

Man, it's really lucky that conspiracy theorists are so much more smart than ex-President, Illuminati chief and mass murderer Bill Clinton. Otherwise we'd never uncover these wicked plots against dudes who work in residential air conditioning that might have been relevant three decades ago

[–]IMissPorn 7 insightful - 8 fun7 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 8 fun -  (3 children)

What's your alternative explanation? Shot himself with a gun made out of ice?

[–]blackpoop321 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

He was born with the bullet wound

[–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

My explanation is we wait for the family and the coroner to explain what happened

[–]JewsAreOfColor 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The coroner can easily be paid off.

[–]scryforhelp 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Get a booster

[–]SoCo 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

So signs of a botched murder coverup, proves there is nothing to see here and people who question it are morons...move along people.

[–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

proves there is nothing to see here and people who question it are morons...move along people.

Point to where I wrote that. And yes you are a moron.

If you have evidence then show it to me. That's how evidence works. Moron

[–]JewsAreOfColor 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

The evidence was pointed to you, and it is irrefutable, but you rejected it, and thought that posting bootlicker propaganda was in anyway a refutation of the incontrovertible evidence that Bill and Hillary Clinton are cold-blooded killers who need to be executed now before they kill anybody else.

[–]Site_rly_sux 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Okay what evidence did I reject?

You mean the story in the OP which doesn't have any evidence pointing towards the Clintons other than circumstantial?

Literally the only one piece of positive evidence for this story, is that he used to work in the Clinton white house. Probably like hundreds of other people. Under your logic, if a single one of those people ever die, then it must have been a Clinton murder?

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Any evidence that points to the Clintons as being complicit in murder is 100% true. Bill committed enough war crimes as president to justify being executed at the Hague 50 times over. Don’t ask don’t tell alone justifies his execution even now.

[–]Site_rly_sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Okay should be really easy to pick just one of the 70 or 80 then. Just pick one that's true and we'll check the evidence together.

But instead of doing that you just keep replying nonsense at me. I don't know why you pretend it's all proven 100% true yet you have a massive phobia of actually picking one and checking it

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Only right wing sources can be trusted. All of these “suicides” were murders ordered by the Clintons. They are mass murderers, and anybody who argues that these were not murders is covering up for murder, and will also end up in jail along with Bill and Hillary Clinton. All opposition to President Trump and the GOP is fucking treason and treason is a capital crime of which you prove yourself guilty every time you cover up for the Clinton crime family. Anybody who doubts that they are guilty of murders is in on the murders. You are an accomplice to murder by denying that this is murder.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

“Conspiracy” is a bootlicker buzzword. The more you use it, the more you prove that this was a murder. This falls in line with every other murder of somebody who had dirt on the Clintons. None of them were suicide. All of them were murders. Saying otherwise is aiding and abetting murder at this point.

The Clintons are rich and white, so by leftist logic, they’re already guilty!

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    [–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

    All accusations against Republicans are confessions by the left. Child abuse is an inherently leftist act.

    [–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

    Or maybe they both do it.

    [–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

    No, they don’t both do it. Pedophilia is a form of sexual communism. It is rape. Rape is about power. Only hets have that kind of power.

    [–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    Then why are fire and brimstone pastors who think women shouldn't wear pants often found to be diddling kids? People can make lame excuses for it under any stated worldview.

    [–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Funny, aren’t you usually accusing Jews and homosexuals of that sort of thing?

    [–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    SJW LGBTQers yes. Not Jews.

    [–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    “Conspiracy“ is a bootlicker buzzword used by bullies for the oligarchy to discourage critical thinking and force them to accept warmongering imperialist propaganda.