What will happen if gay marriage is legalized?

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[–]UncleJemima 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

You have a very good memory, Tom.

Except I was already taking Ivermectin when I got the COVID vaccine.

The combination of those and my Testosterone shots resulted in a very rare condition known as "equus ferus przewalskii phalicum", which ment that my metoidioplasty (penis surgically constructed from my hoo-ha) grew to the size of a horse penis.

Indeed, Uncle Ben's long gone, but the pool boy has moved in.

(and socks says, welcome back! lol)

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I'm glad to hear about the equus ferus przewalskii phalicum, and you seem satisfied with the outcome. A well-deserved turn of fortune.

I know a fella who had dos equus ferus przewalskii phalicum. Also known as "dos Equus".

This fella's condition is the double dingus version of what you experienced, but the double dingus was a conjoined dingus; connected at the head.
Accompanied by a scrotum like a saddle bag.

He tried to surgically separate his double dingus, but there were complications. He lost them both.

Though the double dingus was short lived. His legacy lives on. Shining as a beacon of inspiration to others.

His scrotum remains intact to this very day. A pelvic monolith of a bygone era.

[–]UncleJemima 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Thank you. Best wishes for the Dos Equus fella, who had the potential to be the most interesting man in the world. I recommend he contact the 'donate a scrotum foundation' where he could raise enough money to to get a new dingus. They'd let him keep one ball. The only side effect is the potential to become the dick-tater of a small country, like Ireland.

As it happens, an occasional favorite topic on Saidit is that there are only two sexes, which is why I ask: but what if I haz a jelly roll and a sausage? How do I apply for a passport?

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There are only two sexes.

There are no genders. Dr. John "Pedo" Money conjured that term into existence.

if I haz a jelly roll and a sausage? How do I apply for a passport?

The non-binary category exists on the passport application.
Santa Claus also exists on paper.

Apply with the sex that's documented in your birth certificate.

You are putting the federal govt on lawful legal notice that you have identified the fraud that was put upon you at birth.
You are rebutting the fraudulent presumption.

Minimize ambiguity. ;-)