What will happen if gay marriage is legalized?

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[–]UncleJemima 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Thank you. Best wishes for the Dos Equus fella, who had the potential to be the most interesting man in the world. I recommend he contact the 'donate a scrotum foundation' where he could raise enough money to to get a new dingus. They'd let him keep one ball. The only side effect is the potential to become the dick-tater of a small country, like Ireland.

As it happens, an occasional favorite topic on Saidit is that there are only two sexes, which is why I ask: but what if I haz a jelly roll and a sausage? How do I apply for a passport?

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There are only two sexes.

There are no genders. Dr. John "Pedo" Money conjured that term into existence.

if I haz a jelly roll and a sausage? How do I apply for a passport?

The non-binary category exists on the passport application.
Santa Claus also exists on paper.

Apply with the sex that's documented in your birth certificate.

You are putting the federal govt on lawful legal notice that you have identified the fraud that was put upon you at birth.
You are rebutting the fraudulent presumption.

Minimize ambiguity. ;-)