Breaking News: Putin orders invasion of Ukraine.

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[–]MosheCircumshteynRabbi Moshe Schlomo Circumshteyn of Tel Avi 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Best news since the Gay American Empire's puppet government was thrown out of Kabul.

Progs right now:

Nazi Putin has just invaded innocent little Ukraine! He hacked our elections in 2016! This is a step too far! He's a Far-Right fascist White supremacist neo-Nazi dictator! He's the new Hitler! This is his Sudetenland! We must stop Putin with our sexually and racially diversity army to show that diversity, inclusion and tolerance always win! We must have brown trans drone operators dropping bombs on White men to show White men that they are not superior. Love and peace always win!

Cons right now:

Nazi Putin has just invaded innocent little Ukraine! Putin is a menace to the Free Judeo-Christian World. He's a fascist Hitler... but he's also a Communist Stalin! It's literally a Nazi fascist Communist Red Army invading the Judeo-Christian Free World! We must stop Putin!

Tankies right now:

Based Putin just declared war on those Nazi Ukrainians. He's going to denazify the country! He's setting up a new USSR! BASED! This will be the end of the West, the end of capitalism! Putin must win!

Antifa right now:

Two lots of fascists are at war! Fuck Putin! Fuck Ukraine!

I'm just sitting here hoping that Putin wins because when two problems come into conflict (the EU/Anglosphere and the [marginally better] Russian Federation), it makes the most sense to support the weaker of the two, in order to keep the other from becoming hegemonic. Obviously Putin is weaker than the entire 'Free World', so Putin is clearly the good guy as far as I'm concerned.

Notice how we're the only people smart enough not to call either or both sides Nazis?

[–]radicalcentristNational Centrism[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The official Ukraine Twitter account just posted this:

https://twitter.com/Ukraine/status/1496716168920547331

"Guys! Putin is like totally Hitler!"

IMO, I think they just made Russia angrier. Now it's fight or flight.

[–]MosheCircumshteynRabbi Moshe Schlomo Circumshteyn of Tel Avi 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hopefully Zelensky and all of these other weirdos who have absolutely no business whatsoever governing the Ukraine flee the country like that weak cowardly Ashraf Ghani rat in Afghanistan, or end up in some gulag in Siberia.

Watch as the differences between progs and cons suddenly and mysteriously disappear because both of them are about as irrational as each other. Biden, Trump, Johnson, Starmer, Trudeau, Bergen, Morrison, Albanese, Ardern, etc. are all on the same page as far as this is concerned, despite acting like there is a world of difference between them most other times.