Mystery - "I couldn’t find any birth records of either Malia Obama or Natasha Obama" (Website is no longer working, but is archived.)

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[–]HibikiBlackCaudillo 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

The conspiracy theory is that Obama's wife was actually a dude. Funny to think about.

[–]Dregan-yea 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Big Mike!

[–]send_nasty_stuff 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

Michelle Obama is obviously a man. It's astounding to me the public has not become aware. Mainstream celebrities have even brought it up and still there's very little public awareness.

https://odysee.com/@MrE:c/MrE024---Obamas-and-Gende-Illegal-New-World-Order:f

[–]HibikiBlackCaudillo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

I also think that Che Guevara and the actor Paul Muni are the same person, or at least related to each other. CIA related groups like the Rockefellers made profit on Cuba after Castro's coup, showing the hoax behind the Castro psyop. Castro was rather obviously, a CIA spook himself until the end, if you ask me.

[–]Jiminy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

CIA tried to kill Castro man times but couldn't ... yeah right.

[–]HibikiBlackCaudillo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I don't buy the gazillion assassination attempts.

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Yeah I sometimes wonder why CIA had an agent in charge of Cuba with communism. Might be to try to make communism look bad, tho russia and China did a good job of that

[–]HibikiBlackCaudillo 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The Jesuits were controlling Castro and the CIA simultaneously, so they are responsible for most far right and far left dictatorships in Latin America, the world's drug dealing and the Jesuit Communist Empire.

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah I think they control every country in the world, and they want different countries to have different ideologies and/or religions, for divide and conquer reasons.

[–]xoenix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

What about Trudeau?

[–]Bitch-Im-a-cow 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

he's from Mars

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Muni was too old to be Che, 30 years older. Might be his dad.

[–]Bitch-Im-a-cow 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I doubt you're joking, so: think of how desperate the GOP media and voters must be to resort to this obvious bullshit, and Q-Anon bullshit, because there was nothing legitimate to criticize in the Democrat party. It dumbs down the GOP to the level of insane toddlers.

[–]gosso920 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Even Joan Rivers said that Michelle 0bama was a tranny.

[–]Jiminy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

They do look like Obama and Michelle but we know Michelle is a man. So I suspect some woman who is related to him gave birth to them. That'd explain keeping them secret, not showing birth certificate. O Obamas handlers could have helped, having covered up how he was born and having experience in that.

[–]brimshae 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I have yet to see a picture of Big Mike Obama pregnant.

[–]thomastheglassexpert 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Men do not get pregnant.

[–]Oyveygoyim 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

They don't look like Michelle or Barack

[–]Jiminy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They do it's subjective I guess.

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

They do look like Obama and Michelle but we know Michelle is a man.

What the fuck are you kids smoking?

[–]Jiminy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Never resort to insults

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

If you're not smoking anything, your delusions are natural and you need medication.

Which would be worse, but still not an insult. Just a medical fact.

But there's a subtext. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If there's irrefutable watertight proof that Michelle Obama is a man, post it here. Given that that's obviously not going to happen, I reiterate: What the fuck are you kids smoking?

[–]Jiminy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Settle down kid

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Nice attempted squirm.

What's the best evidence you have that Michelle Obama is a man?

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Good point

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They adopted them.

[–]twolanterns 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

the old important issue was barack wasnt born in the US or similar had a dual citizenship which goes against the provisions of the Constitutional criteria for being president

[–]xoenix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Hillary talked about this with Rachel Maddow a while ago.

[–]In-the-clouds[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's some clever editing. Another one in the same thread showed Obama make a slip of the tongue.

[–]In-the-clouds[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://archive.is/WApy9

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Note that Natasha supposedly was born three months before 9/11 almost to the day. I wonder if they picked that date for a reason. Like one season before the event.

[–]Jiminy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

That's mean they had sex and got pregnant on 9/11/00. Makes sense, the elites celebrate that day each year.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sharp. Could be.