I got banned from r/Arethestraightsokay for saying that lesbians dont like dick

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[–]Chipit 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (33 children)

Aren't strap ons really popular?

If so, doesn't that mean they like penises? Just not men?

[–]a_blue_bird 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Aren't strap ons really popular?

And you think that because... porn?

[–]Belisarius 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (20 children)

A strapon is not a penis, it's a sextoy.

They "like" it because it gives them pleasure, not because they like penis.

[–]3MistersAndAMissy 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don’t interrupt his fantasy that fingers are cocks and he gets to jerk off 5 cocks with each handshake.

Covid has been difficult for him

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (18 children)

You sure? It's an exact copy of a penis. It's just really weird and contradictory.

Yeah, if you want to go with the rigid, lawyerly definition of "must be attached to a man" you would be technically correct, the best kind of correct. But we're not lawyers here.

[–]yayblueberries 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (13 children)

You obviously have never seen a penis before, and if you yourself own a penis on your body it must be almost invisible.

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

Oh look, a small penis insult from a feminist. How unusual.

Imagine someone who doesn't like spiders, keeping plastic spiders around the house. That's what this sounds like.

[–]fuckupaddams 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Definitions of sexualities don't usually include what kinds of sex toys you like, they're about what kind of person you want to fuck. This isn't that difficult.

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It's weird how people keep shifting definitions in order to try and wriggle out from under this one. It's a style of debate I haven't seen on Saidit before. Is this common on the SJW left?

[–]fuckupaddams 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Why are you pretending you don't know what a lesbian is? If a woman only fucks and only wants to fuck other women you can be sure she's a lesbian. Sex toys have never been included in these definitions.

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You are definitely playing games with the dictionary now. The argument is "lesbians don't like cock" and yet they [some?] clearly like dildos. You're really going to pretend there's no contradiction there?

[–]Moirawr 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

Have you ever heard of Halloween? It must be a very confusing and scary time for you.

That’s not an insult. It’s leading to a point, but I didn’t think I’d have to spell it out. The point being that a fake version of a thing is not the same as a real thing. People like fake plastic spiders for Halloween but don’t actually want a bunch of giant spiders in their house. Fake things are not the same as the real thing

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

An insult is not an argument. The Pyramid of Debate is the foundation of commenting on Saidit. You're on the bottom level and insults are not allowed.

"If a person is caught repeatedly dragging discussion in a downward direction on the Pyramid of Debate, they will be removed."

https://saidit.net/s/SaidIt/comments/j1/the_saiditnet_terms_and_content_policy/

[–]Moirawr 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Sorry I didn’t realize I was talking to someone extremely sensitive to rhetorical questions pointing out the absurdity in their arguments.

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Wow, you edited your comment after I reported you for POD violation. It's really disappointing to see our new users are so dishonest at arguing. You're gonna have a bad time at Saidit, I can tell already. You're not used to arguing in good faith, nor applying the principle of charity to your opponents. The Pyramid of Debate was implemented here specifically to deal with Reddit jackholes who argue like this.

[–]Moirawr 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Yeah and you can see it’s edited not sure how that’s dishonest if you can see it lol. I explained it nicely for you since you didn’t get it. You’re gonna have a bad time if you just report everyone who can point out your bad arguments. Learn what a rhetorical question is, then try again. Can you explain to me why what I said is an insult? I’m not seeing it.

[–]Belisarius 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You sure? It's an exact copy of a penis.

It's not, a penis is not made out of plastic, goes soft, ejaculates and is filled with blood.

It only has a similair shape, and even that is not exactly the same.

This is like calling a hand a vagina, because guys use it to masturbate.

[–]Chipit 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

You're playing games with definitions. A dildo is an awfully strange thing for someone who doesn't like cock to like. I don't know how that's hard to comprehend, unless it's deliberate.

[–]denverkris 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not really. Just because a woman doesn't like some things in their vagina doesnt mean they dont want anything in there. There are plenty of straight women who like cock but dont like dildos. Because they aren't the same thing.

[–]lmaonope333[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

lesbians dont like cock for the same reason that people who eat gummy worms wouldn't go outside and eat an actual worm

[–]Quixoticfutz 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

How would it mean that?

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

I think it would be obvious. The situation would seem that anyone who doesn't like penises would not like substitute penises. It's the same thing other than not having a man attached to the other end.

It's like a man who says he's not gay but just likes sucking on dildos for the pleasure it gives him.

[–]theysaidthat 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Not quite like that. The equivalent would be a gay man that uses a fleshlight. Would you say he likes vaginas?

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Yup.

[–]theysaidthat 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Then I guess we have different meanings for the words penis and vagina. A vagina isn't a disembodied silicone tube to make a man's dick feel good. It's a woman's sex organ. If a gay man's dick shrivels at the thought of putting his dick in a vagina but not the fleshlight, they aren't equivalent and it's obvious that the man in question doesn't like vaginas. He likes silicone tubes that make his dick feel good.

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

A fleshlight is made to resemble a vagina as much as possible. You really aren't seeing the connection, or is this a deliberate kind of blindness to avoid admitting a point?

[–]denverkris 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lesbians dont necessarily dislike penis, per se. They just arent sexually interested in men, and that's where one finds penes. Why should that automatically disqualify them from liking phallic shapes that are not attached to men? Men also have fingers, and many lesbians like fingers in their vagina, just not fingers that are attached to men.

[–]Quixoticfutz 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

If straight men like assholes and mouths why not fuck other man's ass and mouth? Unlike a penis and dildos, those are literally the same so why don't straight men do it?

Regardless, a dildo is not a penis, a dildo is an object shaped like the vaginal canal, thus practical and pleasurable to use for women that like penetration. Fingers share the same shape and fit the vaginal canal, would you say those are penis like too or that liking fingers inside is equivalent to wanting one?

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You seriously don't see how saying we don't like cock and then saying we like dildos would seem contradictory and even hypocritical to an outsider not versed in the slang and cant of a small subculture?

[–]Quixoticfutz 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, unless that person thinks any hole and a vagina/asshole/mouth are the same and see it the same way. Does a man that like to penetrate a vagina contradict himself or is hypocritical for not liking to penetrate any asshole?

The truth is dildos are shaped like the vaginal canal and made with that in mind, not penises, (yes some are literal immitations of dicks but it's not the usual, much less for lesbians) because that's what's pleasurable to women who like penetration, penises just so happen to also have that approximate shape.

Just think about it, what could they possibly be shaped like if not the vagina? A cube? Hexagon? Triangle? That would all be terrible