Urgent warning issued to men to stop taking ‘Big Penis’ pills

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They are just jealous that all their wives want to sleep with me since the pills gave me huge bepis

[–]SoCo 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It's surprising that people are still able to reproduce at all, due to the massive slurry of hormone disrupting pollution we are drowning in.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fun fact: fertility has been dropping for a long time, and benises are getting bigger too. Both of these things worry scientists but for different reasons

[–]ihaveyourdress 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We'll be in a The Lottery situation soon enough.

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Warning people that they can get black market Viagra will probably only increase sales 😂

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

u/BiggusDickus

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He had a wife you know

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Incontinentia...

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Incontinentia Buttocks!