Next Top Gun Movie To Feature First Black Female Tom Cruise

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[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Yup, she invented the F-14 too using complex math no one else could seem to understand.

[–]BISH[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yup, she invented the F-14

With stolen tech from Wakanda.

[–]Bigs 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Go woke, go broke

[–]MagicMike 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/102gaez/mass_brawl_at_a_wendys_supposedly_during_new/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

De learns to fight good in da hood

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I can't believe in this because she's too tall.

[–]HiddenFox 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Great balls of fire!

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Another clearly racially motivated casting change that disenfranchises white people, for a movie that will likely have anti white racist undertones, and the media will attack white people as racist for not going to see it.

Typical leftist hatred.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You’re right, The Babylon Bee is nothing but a bunch of godless Commie pinkos! /s

[–]monkeymagic 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

well, at least it’s not tom cruise :/

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Good, now do the same for Tom Hanks by recasting him with Telma Hopkins.