Straight man who frequents gay clubs feels unsafe because straight men are invading gay clubs

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[–]SerpensInferna 9 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

Yeah, because that happened.

These dudes want to be sexually assaulted so much they write fanfiction about it.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Yup, and everybody clapped when that happened.

[–]NastyWetSmear 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

"... And then the spotlight came on and targeted me, and everyone in the club was looking! The three men pinned me down and tore off my clothes and I gave a meek little 'No. No.', but they already had a ball gag and cock cage on me!..."

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It does feel like a LARP / humblebrag.

Congratulations for being a raging faggot, I guess.

[–]alladd 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Not only did it not happen, several layers of it didn't happen. He wasn't groped, he didn't go out clubbing, he has no girlfriend. He was at home watching a movie where something like this happened.

[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Not a fetish. No sireee. Not at all.

[–]LtGreenCo 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

If anything it should be straight guys who feel unsafe at gay clubs. I've heard quite a few horror stories of straight men getting roofied at those clubs by psycho gay dudes looking to bang a straight man.

[–]slavdude0 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Been 2 times in my life by an accident. One time I simply left, one time had a couple of drinks and laughs.

Maybe because they were not screaming "FAGGOTRY" from the front (hence the mistake) but they've looked... normal.

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

An accident.... sure...

[–]slavdude0 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I like to go blind when I'm traveling. So yes, during a metric fuck ton of travels I went twice by accident. Once I've went in and out immediately, once had a couple drinks with some chill dudes and dudettes.

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

🧢

[–]CheeseWizard 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Like what's up with that like why it's clearly not there space but yeah let's take it over because we can't be not included in things we are the majority. Damn that's fucking stupid though.

The irony

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Bless his heart.

[–]MarkJefferson 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

LOL straight men wouldn't wanna be anywhere near gay male clubs, lest they be perceived as gay. Straight psych 101.

[–]alladd 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

it takes you experiencing once what is pretty much one of the most female affirming moments to realise that the concept of someone thinking that they can freely touch your body to realise how completely humiliating and terrifying it actually is

What a fucking retard LOL. Imagine being this far into your deluded lesbian fetish fantasy and you experience empathy for women for the first time. "Turns out being groped isn't as fun as in my hentais!" He's still calling it a "female-affirming" moment too. Straight up admitting he associates misogyny with being a woman.

The people lamenting straights ruining gay clubs are fucking funny too. You morons think a cheap wig and semantics is all a straight guy needs to be a "transbian" and therefore you deserve to have every space that is sacred to you ruined.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, heterosexuality is not going to just "get out of the way" so the young people can fag it up. It's not a nuisance. It's where we all came from and it's all very necessary behavior.

Homosexuality could disappear tomorrow and nothing bad would happen.

[–]fvdcsxaz 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Apparently this is them: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fa9fysdtoco2c1.jpg

Yeah, nobody's going to sexually assault this thing.

[–]OuroborosTheory 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE