There is a Greta Thunberg sex doll that someone spent $3400 to make. She will be programmed with Greta's voice to say phrases like "How dare you!" During sex.

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[–]ihaveyourdress 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

Greta Thunberg is the least sexual person to ever exist.

She looks like she's 8 years old and a human rat hybrid.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Like a fungal infection that won't go away.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's the fetal alcohol syndrome that makes her look like that. Why her parents weren't demonized for exploiting a brain-damaged child is beyond me.

[–]LordoftheFlies 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I can't fathom how someone could get, never mind maintain, an erection with that horror in front of them. I mean, the uncanny valley effect from those things is bad enough on its own, but you have to dial it up to 11 by adding Thunberg's features to it? At that point, you might as well just commission a sex doll that looks like one of those creepy little grays, because that would be closer to human in appearance.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

The persistent infantilization of Thunburg will become problematic if she ever starts an OnlyFans.

[–]LordoftheFlies 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oh, that is a gross prospect. Like, if there was any woman on the entire planet who should absolutely never be allowed to have OF page, it's got to be her.

[–]Clown_Chan 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That's quite fucked up but also extremally hilarious, lol

I'm afraid that this foolish girl asked for it.🫲🤡🫱

[–]Brewdabier 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Not sure what's worse, her or Netanyahu. Wish they made toilet paper with there face on it.

Both could wipe my shit every day.

[–]niggerjewfaggot 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (15 children)

really does sum up some of the Republican obsession with pedophilia

[–]Scolias 10 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 3 fun -  (10 children)

That's a weird way to spell leftist.

[–]niggerjewfaggot 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

It's an obvious Repub focus - on schools, books, teachers and especially on kids - trying to destroy all of them, and partially succeeding. There are also articles on the obsession with kids:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/mar/30/republicans-gop-party-children-abuse

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/02/24/republicans-obsessed-transgender-children-abbott-texas/

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2022/04/why-republicans-are-smearing-everyone-as-pedophiles-now.html

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/12cz3kz/whats_up_with_republicans_obsession_with/

[–]Musky 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

The left is obsessed with getting kids to troon out

[–]niggerjewfaggot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

They never mention it

This is solely a Republican obsession

[–]Musky 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

See LibsofTikTok

[–]niggerjewfaggot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I don't watch Chinese spyware

[–]Musky 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

It's an account on Twitter originally, and now there's also a website: https://www.libsoftiktok.com/

[–]niggerjewfaggot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

China will probably infect my laptop if I click on that. I suspect that my response to this comment has already caused China to infect my laptop.

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Nah, it's unaffiliated with Tik Tok or China. It makes fun of people on TikTok and the videos are hosted off the platform. I wouldn't do Chinese TikTok bullshit links 🙄

[–]TheMaharishi 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

The alphabet mafia is where the open peddos reside. Evidence, they appropriated the rainbow because it's the number one thing kids draw. They think they can trick us by substituting P(eddo) with Q that's not even a thing it's simply a placeholder for P. They've been caught blasting sexual propaganda in schools to underage kids.

Not sure if priests even are republicans. Republicans like them young like on the island but they're still at least sexually mature.

I think everyone who tries to make people dance to their tune with violence is evil. That's both the liberals and the republicans.

[–]niggerjewfaggot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

All of this is completely fabricated by pedo Republicans. They should be locked up.

[–]Canbot 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Only the jewish rinos.

[–]Ferretman 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Weird...you misspelled Democrat there.

[–]Ferretman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Heh....okay.

I reckon I've got all kinds of mixed feelings about that, but....she is an adult....

Seems to me there's got to be some kind of issue about "stealing her likeness" or something, but okay.

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There is no way socks has that much money. Wait, if he gets paid 1 shekel per asinine comment he probably does.