Pastor Claims to Be Able to Heal People With His Farts

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[–]dicknipples 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Redacted Old Testament:

Genesis 1

1 In the beginning there was a bang, and then hydrogen and helium

2 And they were without odor

3 And God said, Let there be odor: and there was odor

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

🤣 And people believe it!

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

ActuallyNot is stealing your material!

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ActuallyNot is stealing your material!

Yeah, he really is, I liked this post, but I'm not sure how I feel about liking it

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

And when ye break wind. Break not wind like the heathens do, for they believe that by making much sound one will be gained favor with god. But go ye into your closets, and break wind with one another in fellowship and brotherhood.

[–]Bonn1770 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

South Africa

Africans believe it. Not people.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Then you agree that Uganda is a terrorist shit hole for banning homosexuality.

[–]passionflounder 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

He was scent to mend the masses

[–]UbiquitousCultOfSelf 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The notion is a foul wind of the itching ears syndrome.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I've have a reiki person tell me this is a thing as well.

[–]jerkwad152 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Better than me. I just make them deteriorate much faster.