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[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

Damn, shes pretty hot

[–]Musky 13 insightful - 14 fun13 insightful - 13 fun14 insightful - 14 fun -  (3 children)

Yeah, but she'll cheat on you with your best friend.

[–]SMCAB 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You win today for this one bro!

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

oof!

[–]Germanicus 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

*woof!

[–]EternalSunset 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Avert ye covetous gaze. She belongs to Fido!

[–]EternalSunset 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Take the dogpill. 🐶💊

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

There are, in fact, more internet forums with women fantasizing about sex with dogs[1] than there are forums dedicated to women lusting after male virgins. To our best knowledge, no forum of the latter kind exists.

😮

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is only possible in a world where pathetic men can buy farts in a jar on the internet from a woman who no longer has to work the skank shift at the waffle house because of said pathetic men.

[–]neolib 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

'Dog cum in coffee is the best creamer, and it helps you have clear skin', she said

[–]LynchTheGroomers 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"I am trans canine, I can't abuse what I am." - These are going to be mainstream talking points soon.

[–]MonkeyMeatMario 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

DOG FUCKER!

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

[–]clownworlddropout 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

The zoophobia in these comments is shocking, I welcome our zoophilesexual brothers and sisters! Permitting animal fuckers is the logical conclusion of queer theory, we should give them enough rope to hang themselves and let "Z" be the end of the alphabet.

[–]LordoftheFlies 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

As long as they stay away from the children, I honestly don't care anymore. Fuck the critters, fuck some corpses, ram your dick through a tight hole in a tree trunk, whatever. Just don't involve the children in any of it.

[–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is pretty much what anyone is saying or has always said.

I truly don't care what you do on Friday nights, just do it and shut the fuck up.

But, without their signaling of their MADE UP behavior, what do they really have? A dog poop covered dick, and without telling you about it, it just doesn't really do anything for them.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Chuckle.

[–]carn0ld03 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)