LesbianOh my fkn god. The victim complexes on these people

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[–][deleted] 36 insightful - 19 fun36 insightful - 18 fun37 insightful - 19 fun -  (13 children)

ITS A FETISH

Last week-end, I was in another city with a mostly cis women sports team. I requested a room for myself coz I knew I'd freak out being so close to cis women. The thing is, they don't care I'm trans, or at least they hide it very well.

So they knocked on my door and invited me to a kind of slumber party. Ten cis women in their PJs, straights and bis and lesbians, getting drunk, making jokes, massaging each other...and they didn't give a damn right, that I'm trans

THAT HAPPENED

[–]julesburm1891 38 insightful - 30 fun38 insightful - 29 fun39 insightful - 30 fun -  (6 children)

posts about nothing but coffee, Proust, card games, and not having social skills

Hey, hey. I’m suddenly on a traveling sports team that I’ve never once showed any interest in and I totally got invited to a scenario straight out of a soft core porno. (That’s what women do when they hang out. I’m certain.) My teammates are lesbians except they’re also straight and bi and they want to fuck me even though I don’t pass. But TERFs make me feel bad about myself so that’s why I’m not having sex with any of these totally real lesbians.

[–][deleted] 24 insightful - 28 fun24 insightful - 27 fun25 insightful - 28 fun -  (4 children)

I can't speak for the rest of you ladies, but me and all my friends ... all of them counted on my hands ... we got hotel rooms for our slumber parties and scrapped any other plans. We just spent the entire night touching each other. That's what us girls do when we're underage and awkward and getting to know each other.

All that drunken fondling, it's a welcome break .. otherwise all we would be doing is putting on makeup, spinning around in our skirts, tee-heeing about boys, and pulling each other's hair.

Who's up for a pillow fight with penises???

[–]julesburm1891 21 insightful - 12 fun21 insightful - 11 fun22 insightful - 12 fun -  (3 children)

Honestly, I feel like it would be highly entertaining to watch these guys actually go to a sleepover and to see all their fantasies crumble in front of them in real time.

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Kinda reminds me of this post.

[–]julesburm1891 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I don’t know what’s the wildest part: the actual post, the people buying the coke excuse, the people saying his behavior has nothing to do with being trans, or the people exclaiming, “how dare you state the individual who assaulted a woman, demanded to act out a porno, threatened to stick his dick in women’s mouths, and waved his cock and balls around is a creepy straight man!”

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Would you invite a non-tans friend over again is she showed up coked out, then assaulted you with pillows, asked to "lez" out, then cooked naked the last time she came over?

The sheer amount of trans apologetics and denial there is staggering not at all surprising for Reddit.

The posts saying not to invalidate them and the people correcting with "*she" annoy me the most. Like, hmm- I think you're missing the most glaring takeaway of the post here.

What the brother said to him was nice though...

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

He TOTALLY has a lesbian girlfriend in Canada!1!

[–]Wanderingthehalls 18 insightful - 17 fun18 insightful - 16 fun19 insightful - 17 fun -  (2 children)

I have some sports trips planned for this year with female friends. Nobody told me this kind of trip is a DIY Skirt Club! I assumed we'd behave like normal women living normal lives!

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Normal women have uncontrollable orgies anytime we get together in a private group. Better educate any newbies coming on the trip!

[–]bucetao6969Ace spectrum | LGB should respect religion practicers 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I thought all girls got naked when in a room together and suddenly became lesbian and started kissing and massaging each other like in the animes!!!! /s

[–]MBMayfair 13 insightful - 7 fun13 insightful - 6 fun14 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

sigh

The pillow fights. Always with the fucking pillow fights.

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Also the group "massaging".

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 9 insightful - 11 fun9 insightful - 10 fun10 insightful - 11 fun -  (0 children)

Hey, Einstein was there! In cat ears and a skirt that goes spinny!!!

And everybody (of course) clapped. When they weren't too busy MASSAGING EACH OTHER that is.