LesbianOh my fkn god. The victim complexes on these people

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[–][deleted] 47 insightful - 2 fun47 insightful - 1 fun48 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm terrified of the predatory tgirl cliché

It's not a fucking cliché, it's reality. Transbians are predatory. They're specifically pursuing women who are explicitly not interested in them and demanding access to spaces for those women.

[–]hellonumpty 31 insightful - 34 fun31 insightful - 33 fun32 insightful - 34 fun -  (1 child)

know, I know some of them even wanna hook up w me, I know, I know,

lol.

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 11 insightful - 11 fun11 insightful - 10 fun12 insightful - 11 fun -  (0 children)

PRESS X TO DOUBT

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ITS A FETISH

Last week-end, I was in another city with a mostly cis women sports team. I requested a room for myself coz I knew I'd freak out being so close to cis women. The thing is, they don't care I'm trans, or at least they hide it very well.

So they knocked on my door and invited me to a kind of slumber party. Ten cis women in their PJs, straights and bis and lesbians, getting drunk, making jokes, massaging each other...and they didn't give a damn right, that I'm trans

THAT HAPPENED

[–]julesburm1891 38 insightful - 30 fun38 insightful - 29 fun39 insightful - 30 fun -  (6 children)

posts about nothing but coffee, Proust, card games, and not having social skills

Hey, hey. I’m suddenly on a traveling sports team that I’ve never once showed any interest in and I totally got invited to a scenario straight out of a soft core porno. (That’s what women do when they hang out. I’m certain.) My teammates are lesbians except they’re also straight and bi and they want to fuck me even though I don’t pass. But TERFs make me feel bad about myself so that’s why I’m not having sex with any of these totally real lesbians.

[–][deleted] 24 insightful - 28 fun24 insightful - 27 fun25 insightful - 28 fun -  (4 children)

I can't speak for the rest of you ladies, but me and all my friends ... all of them counted on my hands ... we got hotel rooms for our slumber parties and scrapped any other plans. We just spent the entire night touching each other. That's what us girls do when we're underage and awkward and getting to know each other.

All that drunken fondling, it's a welcome break .. otherwise all we would be doing is putting on makeup, spinning around in our skirts, tee-heeing about boys, and pulling each other's hair.

Who's up for a pillow fight with penises???

[–]julesburm1891 21 insightful - 12 fun21 insightful - 11 fun22 insightful - 12 fun -  (3 children)

Honestly, I feel like it would be highly entertaining to watch these guys actually go to a sleepover and to see all their fantasies crumble in front of them in real time.

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Kinda reminds me of this post.

[–]julesburm1891 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I don’t know what’s the wildest part: the actual post, the people buying the coke excuse, the people saying his behavior has nothing to do with being trans, or the people exclaiming, “how dare you state the individual who assaulted a woman, demanded to act out a porno, threatened to stick his dick in women’s mouths, and waved his cock and balls around is a creepy straight man!”

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Would you invite a non-tans friend over again is she showed up coked out, then assaulted you with pillows, asked to "lez" out, then cooked naked the last time she came over?

The sheer amount of trans apologetics and denial there is staggering not at all surprising for Reddit.

The posts saying not to invalidate them and the people correcting with "*she" annoy me the most. Like, hmm- I think you're missing the most glaring takeaway of the post here.

What the brother said to him was nice though...

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

He TOTALLY has a lesbian girlfriend in Canada!1!

[–]Wanderingthehalls 18 insightful - 17 fun18 insightful - 16 fun19 insightful - 17 fun -  (2 children)

I have some sports trips planned for this year with female friends. Nobody told me this kind of trip is a DIY Skirt Club! I assumed we'd behave like normal women living normal lives!

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Normal women have uncontrollable orgies anytime we get together in a private group. Better educate any newbies coming on the trip!

[–]bucetao6969Ace spectrum | LGB should respect religion practicers 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I thought all girls got naked when in a room together and suddenly became lesbian and started kissing and massaging each other like in the animes!!!! /s

[–]MBMayfair 13 insightful - 7 fun13 insightful - 6 fun14 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

sigh

The pillow fights. Always with the fucking pillow fights.

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Also the group "massaging".

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 9 insightful - 11 fun9 insightful - 10 fun10 insightful - 11 fun -  (0 children)

Hey, Einstein was there! In cat ears and a skirt that goes spinny!!!

And everybody (of course) clapped. When they weren't too busy MASSAGING EACH OTHER that is.

[–]Rosefield 23 insightful - 14 fun23 insightful - 13 fun24 insightful - 14 fun -  (3 children)

LMAO this man is so pathetic - he even gets ignored in his own fetish fantasies. 😂😂

Either that or it's a troll

[–]IridescentAnacondastrictly dickly 10 insightful - 9 fun10 insightful - 8 fun11 insightful - 9 fun -  (2 children)

I know! You would think he would have at least scripted some action into his fantasy: I waited 20mn to be polite and went back to hide in my room because i was so scared i was gonna do something bad, something manly. But then one of the girls followed me, knocked on my door asking me if I was OK. When I let her in she could tell I was stressed, so she offered me a massage ... BOW CHICKA WOW WOW...

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 8 insightful - 9 fun8 insightful - 8 fun9 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

"Dear Penthouse: I never thought anything like this would happen to me..."

(AND IT DIDN'T)

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 6 insightful - 10 fun6 insightful - 9 fun7 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

Gosh, so relatable. It’s always been my biggest fear as a lesbian that I would slip up and naturally do something heterosexual because I wasn’t thinking. What lesbian hasn’t felt this way at a sleepover with her friends?

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah 17 insightful - 23 fun17 insightful - 22 fun18 insightful - 23 fun -  (0 children)

What a hopelessly unoriginal fantasy. 1/10. Would not fap again.

[–]bolla_top 16 insightful - 14 fun16 insightful - 13 fun17 insightful - 14 fun -  (0 children)

Any of you other girls just hate when you're at a slumber party and you're all massaging each other and you keep getting this awkward boner that just wont go away.

fml. sometimes being a girl sucks

[–]brialaisbae 16 insightful - 9 fun16 insightful - 8 fun17 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

And then everyone clapped.

[–]DimDroog 15 insightful - 9 fun15 insightful - 8 fun16 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

Ten cis women in their PJs, straights and bis and lesbians, getting drunk, making jokes, massaging each other..

My sides.

I've never, ever seen women give each other massages, and have pillow fights.

Sounds like his fantasy.

[–]Athelhilda4Questioning 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The only time I could ever see something like that happening is if the women in question were dating.

[–]CancelPowerSuper Bi Male 15 insightful - 8 fun15 insightful - 7 fun16 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

"I mean I know this, theoritically, I know, I know some of them even wanna hook up w me, I know, I know,"

LMFAO. The whole story was complete fake fantasy nonsense. I can't believe people in that post fell for it.

Transphobes have nothing to do with you being undesirable.

And did anybody read second to the last comment?

"Real subtle on this one are you ? "Just behave"...can see right through you"

Even though all what she told her is that some transgenders are bad but he can change that, he got mad and accused her of being a terf. What? These freaks still don't want to admit that every transgender is not some angel.

[–]Virginia_Plain 12 insightful - 9 fun12 insightful - 8 fun13 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

This whole thing makes me think of the Castle Anthrax scene from Monty Python, which was the ultimate send-up of ridiculously contrived erotica.

[–]lazy-summer-godSuper Gay 11 insightful - 9 fun11 insightful - 8 fun12 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

Straight men and their fantasies...

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 12 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 5 fun13 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

When I see malarkey like this in r/AL you better believe I’m going to upvote it straight to the top. r/AL is long gone. Might as well keep the prime peaking material at the very top.

While reading the steaming trash heap that is the comments, I began reading a comment that started out this way before looking up to see the Transbian flair:

I can't believe I'm hesitant to post a feminist take on a lesbian forum, but that seems to be where we are nowadays.

LOL. This is him telling on himself that he’s well aware of how actual feminism is treated in “lesbian” spaces. In his mind, it’s ofc fine to be predatory, aggressive, and minimizing when it’s towards TERFs, amirite? That’s like, the rules of feminism.

[–]loveSloaneSuperDuperBi 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

“Peace or something, don't know how to end this !“

He should have ended with “and then I woke up”

[–]JoeyJoeJoe 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The people dispensing these "self acceptance" platitudes seem to have some wires crossed!

Self acceptance is not the same as delusion reinforcement.