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[–]censorshipment 13 insightful - 14 fun13 insightful - 13 fun14 insightful - 14 fun -  (1 child)

I immediately closed that shit when I saw his face, that dress and heard that piano music. I judge a book by its cover... that book upset my stomach. 🤢

[–]JulienMayfair 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

There's a "bodies buried in the backyard" vibe going on there.

[–]julesburm1891 13 insightful - 11 fun13 insightful - 10 fun14 insightful - 11 fun -  (3 children)

If you’re going to do cat eyes, please do it right. They don’t need to extend more than a centimeter. If you aren’t capable of doing it evenly on your own, you can use a spoon to trace around. Always use liquid eyeliner to avoid those weird clumps. This has been a public service announcement.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Thank you, babe, for improving my horrible makeup skill. I do find cat eyes quite ridicolous and backward though, so not useful after all.

[–]julesburm1891 5 insightful - 8 fun5 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

babe

Uhh, is there something I don’t know?

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 7 insightful - 10 fun7 insightful - 9 fun8 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

Is my ovulation period, I'm just hypersexual, don't take it personally lol

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah 9 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

The best thing about this shit is that all of this social media will stick around to haunt these fuckers forever.

[–]hufflepuff-poet 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

"now.Im.olivia", yeah he definitely has/wants to have a woman's body in his backyard. Whoever Olivia is, I hope she's safe and far away from this loon!

[–]fuck_reddit 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He wrote all those things out, yet he can’t film it without reading directly from the screen… also of course a straight guy will “connect more with [lesbians] than [gay men]” DUH