when incels take over the government and imprison all sexhavers what will you do?

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[–]fschmidt 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

When pandas take over the government and imprison all humans, what will you do?

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Infor one welcome our new Panda overlords and remind them that Panda Express is names after our beloved ruling class and is not a reference to what the food is actually made from. It's made from humans not pandas.

[–]no_u 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'd open a Human Express, where our overlords could take their revenge for years in captivity. Here they are attacking a human: https://youtu.be/VxObdhMFw40?t=165

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Have sex with the pandas.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Well, whatever super weapon allows the XX thousand incels to overpower the remaining 7.X billion people must be pretty impressive, so I guess I'd go to gaol, but here's the thing: There aren't enough gaols to put the majority of the population, including the vast majority of the military and police that would be required to man these prisons to keep the prisoners from simply walking out and pushing over the weedy, out of shape incels. I guess it would end up being an honour system, where we cross our hearts and hope to die that we are really, super seriously under arrest for having sex in the privacy of our own homes and swear never to do it again.

So... Life as normal, only with a lot more snickering behind people's backs and crossed fingers?

[–]Alienhunter 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Find the incel with the superweapon, seduce them, steal superweapon, declare yourself god Emperor. Decree that every Tuesday is taco day, execute anyone who doesn't make you a taco.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

These are policies I can get behind!... Uh, I mean, policies I can get behind, your golden and incalculable eminence.

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Excellent. Go and aquire Tacos in my name. You may keep half of what you aquire. For I am a generous tyrant.

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I'm still not tired of these lmao. 'Sexhavers'. This stuff is ingenious.

[–]Alienhunter 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Gotta find a better slur, I say copulators. Damn coppies are at it again.

[–]homosexual_blacklist 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"Beaveroid" is already invented.

[–]Alienhunter 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Have lots of sex in prison since there will be no incels there.

[–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fuck the guards.

[–]TheBlackSun 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Am I safe as a virgin?