when incels take over the government and imprison all sexhavers what will you do?

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[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Well, whatever super weapon allows the XX thousand incels to overpower the remaining 7.X billion people must be pretty impressive, so I guess I'd go to gaol, but here's the thing: There aren't enough gaols to put the majority of the population, including the vast majority of the military and police that would be required to man these prisons to keep the prisoners from simply walking out and pushing over the weedy, out of shape incels. I guess it would end up being an honour system, where we cross our hearts and hope to die that we are really, super seriously under arrest for having sex in the privacy of our own homes and swear never to do it again.

So... Life as normal, only with a lot more snickering behind people's backs and crossed fingers?

[–]Alienhunter 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Find the incel with the superweapon, seduce them, steal superweapon, declare yourself god Emperor. Decree that every Tuesday is taco day, execute anyone who doesn't make you a taco.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

These are policies I can get behind!... Uh, I mean, policies I can get behind, your golden and incalculable eminence.

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Excellent. Go and aquire Tacos in my name. You may keep half of what you aquire. For I am a generous tyrant.