Where is my ark?

submitted by fschmidt from self.AskSaidIt

Why hasn't God provided me with instructions to build an ark for my family so that He could wash away the rest of you scum? I don't get it.

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[–]Drewski 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

https://www.wikihow.com/Build-an-Ark

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

God has outsourced that service to several Chinese companies.

[–]NastyWetSmear 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oh, you didn't get your instructions yet?... Oh, wow. This is awkward. Hey, look, I'm really sorry, mate.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm an arcanine like you so I get to board it, right?

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'll put you in the bin with the two hogs on my ark. I didn't need instructions.