What’s the worst thing to say after sex?

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[–]NastyWetSmear 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

"That was fun, but we should teach the dog to only do that on command."

[–]IkeConn[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Well it's much better than "your pussy stinks".

[–]NastyWetSmear 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Are we still talking about pets?...

[–]makesyoudownvote 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

I've always been partial to "At'll do pig, at'll do."

[–]LarrySwinger2 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I may or may not have AIDS.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

"That was even more fun than with your mom"

[–]Threesrwild 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

You remind me of my mom.

[–]Karce33 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

"Git off me dad, you're crushin' my smokes"

[–]stickdog 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I learn this as:

"Dammit, Pa, you just crushed my Marlboros!"

[–]hfxB0oyA 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Are you going to clean that up?

[–]Credit2Saidit 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

"Hey, look, someone posted something new on Saidit. I'd better go comment on it. Thanks for the sex though. It was swell."

[–]cunninglingus 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Now we both have it!

[–]stickdog 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

"Wow! You are almost as good as your sister."

or maybe

"Wow! You are almost as good as my sister."

[–]cunninglingus 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Will you wash my sheets? I have a Klan meeting tomorrow.

[–]Canbot 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

RIP grandma.

[–]CheeseWizard 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That was great! I wonder if doing it with you was just as great when you were still alive.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Oh and by the way, I'm voting for trump. Just so you know you're being totally screwed over.

[–]Megatron95 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Already?

[–]KyleIsThisTall 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raniSkRLa14

[–]IkeConn[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Egad.

[–]LadrenaLynx 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"My ex did it better, but you were okay."