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Earn extra cash: paid medical experiments

by MrCock to /s/whatever from self.whatever

I just bought a solar powered hang glider! by MrCock in politics

[–]MrCock[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

great idea. it is in my amazon cart.

i am going straight into the sun. i wonder if i will good cell phone reception on the sun. i better download one of those cell signal boosters.

A mother discussing losing her daughter to transgender ideology gets removed from YouTube for "hate speech" by [deleted] in censorship

[–]MrCock 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

you have tried heroin and opium many times? i have never done heroin, but i had a shot of delaudid in the hospital once and i am told that that is a similar high.. oh my gawd was i fucking high... that shit feels good. why couldnt god have made us to feel like that all of the time? but anyways, i would never go and try to reproduce that high recreationally, because it is just way too serious of an addiction.

you know, they say that the addiction to the synthetic weed is a worse addiction than heroin, that is what i hear.. they say that when you stop smoking, it makes you shit your pants and have seizures.

A mother discussing losing her daughter to transgender ideology gets removed from YouTube for "hate speech" by [deleted] in censorship

[–]MrCock 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I DONT KNOW FOR SURE IF YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF ME FOR MY HANDICAP, SO I WILL EXPLAIN IT FOR YOU ELI5 STYLE.

I WAS BORN WITH NO LEGS AND NO ARMS, AND SO I TYPE WITH MY COCK, THIS IS WHY MY NICKNAME IS MRCOCK.

THE SIDE EFFECT OF THIS IS THAT I GET A LOT OF MAN-JUICE ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD, AND SO SOMETIEMS MY KEYS GET STUCK.

THANK YOU.

An independent blogger has been banned from the Medium platform after she complied a list of corporations that have gone ‘woke’ & defended BLM ‘protests’ that led to looting & rioting by ISaidWhatISaid in censorship

[–]MrCock 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

this is a very carefully crafted plan to defund the police, and then sharia law will fall into place and you all will be judged for your crimes according to the laws of the quran.

in the name of the merciful Allah. (swt)

AllahuAkbar.

Male Midlife Crisis, 2020-Style: Coming Out as Non-binary Trans - & making your poor kid go on a bicycle trek meant to draw attention to dad's speshulness by MarkTwainiac in GenderCritical

[–]MrCock 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

personally, i have always thought of myself as a nonbinary bisexual kangaroo.

A mother discussing losing her daughter to transgender ideology gets removed from YouTube for "hate speech" by [deleted] in censorship

[–]MrCock 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

that is complete bullshit. amish men do not rape their children.

let their male children rape their female children

translation: they probably get married when they are 16 or 17.

these man-hating lesbians are on a mission to label all men as rapists, one by one by one.

notice her username, "crazyangryfemale", i guess that checks out..

A mother discussing losing her daughter to transgender ideology gets removed from YouTube for "hate speech" by [deleted] in censorship

[–]MrCock 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

some people end up addicted to drugs, and they did not intentionally go that route. many heroin addicts get started because they got into a car accident or whatever and their nice doctor will prescribe to them some hella addicting pain killers. just fyi, the addiction to pain killers will drive the strongest of men to blow their head off with a shotgun, just fyi..

so, when they become addicted to these pain killers and then when they run out of their pain killers and no doctor will provide them with more, they turn to heroin.

this is how many many many heroin addicts get started.

so, when you say no sympathy for drug users, i know that it is you that simply has no love for others that are less fortunate than yourself.

may you one day find the ability to show kindness to those that are suffering.

Photo taken 1 week after Epstein killed himself. by Orangutan in pics

[–]MrCock 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

all love and kindness to you, kind sir or madame.

A mother discussing losing her daughter to transgender ideology gets removed from YouTube for "hate speech" by [deleted] in censorship

[–]MrCock 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Dont speak about my human brothers and sisters like they are trash because they are addicted to heroin. you should thank god above that you were never foolish enough to try that stuff, because it would have put it's hands around your neck and it would have squeezed the life out of you. i used to hang with a guy that was a trusted enforcer for the #1 mafia boss in a mexico border town, and he was hooked hard on the heroin. i asked him what it is like when he doesnt have his heroin. he told me that it feels like having a thousand ice picks jammed into your bones.

wow.

you say that you were homeless with class. no, i did homeless with class. i would place two or three pieces of cardboard onto the ground in an alley and i would lay down and sleep on it.

i warn you now that some very very hard economic times are just around the corner.

people are going to starve to death.

prepare thyself.

allahuakbar.

LGBT Hypocrisy by TheJamesRocket in memes

[–]MrCock 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

LESBIANS TASTE BETTER.

Trump campaign announces official LGBT coalition by philomath in politics

[–]MrCock 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

FRANCHISE OPPORTUNITY: LGBT, LLC.

now you can operate your very own LGBTQ franchise.

full time or part time, you can be your own boss and operate your own "mobile cock wash service"

after you become successful at that business, you can diversify into our new "mobile pussy flush service", this is a hot ticket, you can sell your services on amazon and ebays.

franchise fee: $450k (nonrefundable)

Why are women always super offended if they're assumed to be lesbians? by RedditHatesLesbians in Lesbians

[–]MrCock 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i like to go to the mall with my "pocket pussy" and walk around licking it.

pocket pussy, by hasbro.

A mother discussing losing her daughter to transgender ideology gets removed from YouTube for "hate speech" by [deleted] in censorship

[–]MrCock 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I just finished 8 years offgrid

translation: i am homeless.

Larry King Announces Death Of 2 Of His Children by Nemacolin in news

[–]MrCock 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

THEY WERE WHITE, FK EM.

LGBT Hypocrisy by TheJamesRocket in memes

[–]MrCock 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

gays have actually opened up their own mosques.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=gay+mosque&ia=web

I AM JUST LOUNGING ON MY BOAT, ADMIRING MY GENITALS.. ASK ME ANYTHING. by MrCock in whatever

[–]MrCock[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

its a cabin cruiser. 30 ft. the kind that floats in water.

technically speaking.

“We’re seeing, sadly, far greater suicides now than we are deaths from Covid. We’re seeing far greater deaths from drug overdose, that are above excess, than we had as background, than we are seeing deaths from Covid.” --CDC Director Robert Redfield by Orangutan in politics

[–]MrCock 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

chinese girls give good head.

I AM JUST LOUNGING ON MY BOAT, ADMIRING MY GENITALS.. ASK ME ANYTHING. by MrCock in whatever

[–]MrCock[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

omg, are you a counselor? cuz i killed and dismembered my psychiatrist, so i am sortof in need of some therapy.

how much do you charge?

Photo taken 1 week after Epstein killed himself. by Orangutan in pics

[–]MrCock 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

well, now that you bring it up, no it isnt really that impressive. you know, it isnt just a rumor that it gets smaller with age.. but when i was younger, it was almost ten inches long, and it used to stay fully charged ALL FUCKING DAY. omg, am i glad that curse is over with..

I AM JUST LOUNGING ON MY BOAT, ADMIRING MY GENITALS.. ASK ME ANYTHING.

by MrCock to /s/whatever from self.whatever

TikTok Nutzerdaten fliessen auch an US-Behorden by [deleted] in deutsch

[–]MrCock 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

hey, if you are going to talk mexican then pass out some tacos.

I just bought a solar powered hang glider! by MrCock in politics

[–]MrCock[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i am one step ahead of you, and that is why i will be wearing my "captain kangaroo brand(tm)" thermal underwear.

i get up pretty early in the morning, my plans are rock solid.

Photo taken 1 week after Epstein killed himself. by Orangutan in pics

[–]MrCock 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

my 16 year old gf was fantastic. she was a model at some agency, just for fun. she was truly smoking delicious. i remember when we met, i passed by her and i shouted at her, "hey"!.. she said "what"? i asked her "do you know that i dont have a nice girlfriend"? i was buttfucking her in two weeks.

she was adorable.

i met her in an A.A. group, and i used to take her to my parole visits. my parole officer, a nigerian lady, she asked me if i had ever heard the term "statutory"? i whispered to her "only if she complains".. and that was the last she said about it.

why the fuck do we have nigerians running our parole offices?

I just bought a solar powered hang glider!

by MrCock to /s/politics from self.politics

“We’re seeing, sadly, far greater suicides now than we are deaths from Covid. We’re seeing far greater deaths from drug overdose, that are above excess, than we had as background, than we are seeing deaths from Covid.” --CDC Director Robert Redfield by Orangutan in politics

[–]MrCock 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

CHINA IS THE FURTURE.

Photo taken 1 week after Epstein killed himself. by Orangutan in pics

[–]MrCock 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

MR IPSTEEN WAS NOT A RAPIST AND HE WAS NOT A PEDO, BUT INSTEAD HE WAS SIMPLY A SUGAR DADDY.

MR EPSTERN ASKED NICE YOUNG GIRLS TO GO TO A SEX PARTY AT HIS PRIVATE ISLAND, AND THEY WENT OF THEIR OWN FREE WILL.

THESE GIRLS WERE QUITE OLD ENOUGH TO SAY NO, BUT THEY SAID YES.

I AM IN MY LATE FIFTIES NOW, BUT WHEN I WAS 26 I HAD A 16 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND, AND BACK THEN NOBODY THOUGHT TWICE ABOUT IT. BUT NOW, THIS HAS BECOME A CRIME.

FUCK MAGNORA7

“We’re seeing, sadly, far greater suicides now than we are deaths from Covid. We’re seeing far greater deaths from drug overdose, that are above excess, than we had as background, than we are seeing deaths from Covid.” --CDC Director Robert Redfield by Orangutan in politics

[–]MrCock 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I ALWAYS DRINK WHEN I SHOOT HEROIN.