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If you see a difference in these photos, you're a bigot by [deleted] in TumblrInAction

[–]ChaosAardvark 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

One's a vapid whore, and the other's a vapid whore with a penis.

HP wants you to pay up to $36/month to rent a printer that it monitors by Myocarditis-Man in technology

[–]ChaosAardvark 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Haven't owned a printer since before college, more than 20 years ago. Realized even the "pay to print" kiosks were almost always unsecure enough to just remote print via the printer's IP.

The tactic still works to this day.

Oh, this is weird by Jesus in conspiracy

[–]ChaosAardvark 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What's weird? It's just what amounts to a rubber band that, when stretched during an activity such as running, generates electricity. Would be useful for small wearable electronics, or powering artificial limbs if it can generate enough power.

Mathematician Bobby Piton Finds More Than 500,000 Unique Last Names in Pennsylvania: ‘Sophisticated State Actor Was Able to Optimize Desired Outcome’ by Trump_WG1WGA in news

[–]ChaosAardvark 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And I wonder how that accounts for super-common last names. If "500,000 unique last names" sounds scary, imagine if it had read "10,000,000 votes all from one family!"

Leave out the important details to make you scared. Bullshit-science should be flushed down the drain. by zyxzevn in Coronavirus

[–]ChaosAardvark 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The amusing part is this post also excludes an important detail: The case study specifically mentions that not only was it cancer, but that it was also incurable. So then, WHAT DUMBASS GATORMOLESTER decided that dedicating hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical resources to an 89-year-old quite literally in the process of dying was a good idea? That's probably of more importance than "Oh no! You can get the flu more than once!"

Some Advice to Poor Whites. If you are poor and white, know that our elites have it in for you. You aren’t considered marginalized, because they think you have nothing but white privilege. You aren’t part of the “diversity” that they want in high-status jobs, even though you’ve never been in them. by Chipit in OpinionPieces

[–]ChaosAardvark 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

See the best part of being poor and white is that even without money, you still have a desire to make things better. Being poor just means you do that in other ways i.e. helping neighbors drag their car out of the snowy ditch, sharing home-cooked food, socializing, building shit just for the sake of building shit, exploring your surroundings for entertainment... I mean, people give rednecks and hillbillies shit for being rednecks and hillbillies, but ask yourself this: When was the last time you saw an unhappy Cooter or JimBob?

As of tonight, Peaches can't walk and isn't eating anymore. She lived a good life, she's nearly 20. Here's hoping she passes peacefully, she doesn't appear to be in any pain. by [deleted] in cats

[–]ChaosAardvark 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's no fun losing a friend. My condolences internet stranger.

"Can WHITE PEOPLE return the land they stole and pillaged from natives?" --- Twitter friend, who is a Jew; and then, "The land of Israel belongs to Jews as God intended, give it up already Palestinians." by Jesus in conspiracy

[–]ChaosAardvark 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The only good Jew is one that runs a deli.

Black Lives Matter Bringing 'Protest Parties' to Trump Supporters' Homes, Facebook Account Still Active Despite Repeatedly Posting Addresses of Conservatives by scrubking in politics

[–]ChaosAardvark 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

According to the state I live in, I don't have any magazines over 7 rounds, and my weapon certainly doesn't have any features that make it easier to handle. So should these protestors show up at my doorstep, they can feel safe knowing that the laws they voted in favor of will surely protect them. It'll just be a nice, peaceful protest.

Goodyear responds to zero-tolerance policy slide labeled by employee as discriminatory by Iam1ofMany in news

[–]ChaosAardvark 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Or in the case of factory settings... the company should be providing uniforms if they're going to have any sort of dress code.

DeCloudUs is a secure, private, free, open source DNS resolver with no logs. Completely block Google tracking, annoying ads, other online trackers, and protect your computer from malware. by [deleted] in Linux

[–]ChaosAardvark 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'd be a little suspicious of routing all my traffic to what amounts to one dude in a basement somewhere.

Japan households get mystery seed packages labeled from China by [deleted] in Japan

[–]ChaosAardvark 0 insightful - 3 fun0 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'm jealous of all thes epeople getting random packages. I want a random package of seeds too :(