Was watching a romcom with the wife, ended up being subversive goyslop

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[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

It's foreshadowing, you know something like this will happen to you personally. And then you'll kill yourself.

Might as well do it now.

[–]YoMamma 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Congratulations, you are the worst asshole on Saidit.

[–]tradecoder 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I inverted the toilet.

[–]Zapt 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

InveRted? Have I been reading this wrong the entire time?

[–]tradecoder 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Typically in the southern hemisphere it's referred to as invented but in the northern hemisphere it's inverted

I am a certified internet doctor.

[–]YoMamma 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Many thanks.

[–]tradecoder 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

How many thanks?

[–]American_Muskrat[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I ain't got no gold for whamens to dig, nig.

All my gold sank during an unfortunate boating accident.

[–]DaveMaverick 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Are you a 17th century sea captain? What do you think about the 21st century? Sorry about... Everything.

[–]American_Muskrat[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I was out deep sea fishing in the Gulf of America with all my precious metals and guns when a rogue wave capsized the boat. Real tragedy.

[–]ForbiddenKnowledge 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

He is a human made in God's image and you are asking him to murder himself and deprive God of his company forever.

You therefore hate God, hate your neighbor, and enjoy inflicting misery on your fellow man.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, he started it!