I'll be traveling to India shortly. Since I'd rather do anything else, including shoving a rusty butter knife into my neck, maybe some of you hackers can find me these streetshitting spammers and I'll go visit them to make it interesting. Double XP for Darashan Hodgienuts??

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[–]Musky 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Ugh, India. Good luck with the smell and bacteria in your food. Don't go swimming in any holy rivers.

Maybe you can check out one of the Indian spammers pushing hookers, might get some interesting STDs we don't have in the developed world.

Bring me back some oxycodone.

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Man I'm in a really bad negative thought pattern about it. This will be my third time there. India isn't all that bad, I enjoy the food and we don't even come close to slumming it, but it's the flight man, the flight is UNBEARABLE!

Get this, my doctor wouldn't give me 2 Xanax for the flight. I asked for two 1 MG Xanax. One there, and one back. That and a couple drinks would have done the trick. She wouldn't do it. What a bitch. Never called in asking for a damn thing from a doctor ever. I've never asked for meds in my life. I was floored.

I'll do my best.

[–]asterias 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

India isn't all that bad

That doesn't sound that convincing.

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Okay, it isn't. I'm glad I went once. It's just not somewhere I'd want to go more than that. It's the Taj Mahal and then everything else. Just my opinion.