A massive 60 TON granite megalithic sarcophagus has just been discovered in Egypt!

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[–]SMCABwhatever 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Cue piercing noises and a monkey fight.

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Remind you of anyone?

https://youtu.be/BrkFT62oEDI

Are black people fighting each other?

[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Honestly, all that's missing is bandanas and sideways 9mm's. Everything else is the same.

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Heavy man. Heavy.

[–]xoenix 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Free curses for anyone present when they open that thing.

[–]Jiminy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

King tut's tomb contained evidence concerning Moses that would effect religion (he was Egyptian). That had to be covered up so a lot of people that knew were killed, that spawned curse rumors.

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

This thread is useless without pics (of the contents)

[–]ID10T 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It's bullshit, probably written by AI.

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Agreed. I searched for the image and it came back with nothing.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe, but this is about the same as most other archaeology stories I've seen

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Written by Indiraangel 0 Followers

[–]Jiminy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is a fake story, the 60 number symbolizes something. As does that name indiraangel

[–]monkeymagic 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i found one of these in the basement where i live. i called the cops. they arrested it.

[–]CheeseWizard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Chill, it's nothing, they are just waking up some politician so he can wake up in time to run for office.

[–]westway9 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"The Egyptian desert, forever whispering secrets"

What a great way to start the article.