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[–]SMCABwhatever 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (6 children)

My girlfriend loves it when I tell her I love her with shitty gifts when marketing firms tell me to.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

I got a stuffed penguin. You know how awesome it is to have a collection of stuffed animals made from synthetic material as a grown ass man that you can't just chunk in the trash because it'd hurt her feelings?

It is cute tho.

[–]SMCABwhatever 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

Sounds as awesome as a hole in the head. You have cats, just tear it up next week and say Patches got a hold of it. Blame the thing that can't speak. Problem solved.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

It could have been a six pack of beer 😿

[–]SMCABwhatever 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It could have been anything else hahahahahah

[–]Bitch-Im-a-cow 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

no....

[–]Bitch-Im-a-cow 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

She totally gets you, nigga

[–]Clown_Tits 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

[–]NastyWetSmear 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That stupid makeup will wash off... But the tits will still be there, bless'em!

[–]LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Please submit tit to /s/boobs as well. Yes, pun intended.

[–]Mcheetah 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Do you seriously have two accounts now, Chan?

[–]GraviAss We Can 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

[–]RankAssPalace 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

No one i like likes me and everyone i dont like likes me

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Damn, you don't like me?

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Right back atcha!

[–]Mcheetah 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You're a woman. You don't have to worry about depression on Valentine's Day like the rest of us 'incels' and Chuds.