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[–]Canbot 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Fake and gay

[–]jet199Instigatrix 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

30% of guys in rural areas

[–]NastyWetSmear 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm sure it's fake, but it would be an odd choice of words: "We can't be together! You cheated on me!"...

... I think I'd be leaning more towards: "You're a freak who fucks animals."... I'm less concerned about the fact you did it behind my back. In fact, if you're going to fuck an animal, please always hide that fact from me.