I have taken control of the airplane do what you're told or I'm blowing this bitch up

submitted by DELINQUENTFELON from self.whatever

Do not adjust your television the horizontal or the vertical hold just sit down in your seat and do what the fuck you told to do we're flying this bitch all the way to Cuba

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[–]Questionable 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

No. I have a box of peanuts! And I know that you are allergic to them!

[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Sorry, I have explosive diarrhea and my vomit bag is full.

[–]DELINQUENTFELON[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thank you for flying with screwball Airlines

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/QaIEZligRj8

[–]twolanterns 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

the terrorists are more likely to be strangled with their own guts since 9/11