Today is my birthday

submitted by HorseFromHell from self.whatever

Nothing special really, i feel a bit sad and existential right now Feed me some endorphin thanks

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[–]Bridgeheadprod 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Happy birthday here’s an emoji palindrome 🥳 🎉🎈🎂🎈🎉🥳

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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Whoooooo Happy birthday!

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[–]LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Happy birthday!

[–]being-poisoned 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (15 children)

Do 10 push ups daily. It will change your life.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

10 😂

Ok, grandma.

[–]being-poisoned 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

Do you think someone asking for endorphins on the internet can do more than 10? Or even 5? No. Shut the fuck up.

[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Nice one!

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Do 100, pussy.

[–]being-poisoned 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Do 1, pussy

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

I did 20 before bed, and my back was out. Why I was doing them really. You're a healthy fag, stop being lazy.

[–]being-poisoned 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

10 push ups a day keeps the doctor away

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

100 makes you a panty dropping chad. Well, you actually want to cause slight injury and let it heal. No pain no gain isn't just a stupid saying. That's how you build back better. And why people break their shit up into different days like 'leg day.'

But 10 every day does not a panty dropping Chad make.

[–]being-poisoned 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Less is more. This fitness plan is going viral and you can't stop it.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

More is more.

[–]TheMaharishi 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If you can't do 30 go to a doctor and see if they can fix you ;-)

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Not everyone is as muskylar as you.

[–]ID10T 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

10? Look at John Cena over here

[–]Megatron95 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Happy Birthday young stallion!

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Happy Birthday!

[–]rubberbiscuit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

One year older, and closer to death! Happy Birthday!

[–]1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

🎶 Happy, happy birthday

Now eat your fucking cake 🎵🎶

Happy, happy birthday

🎶 Or we'll punch you in the face!🎵🤣🤣🤣

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Happy birthday to you, Want to become jello or glue?